Bhong

Oregaynian dog dad

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Do the majority of millennials use this dish soap because we were witness to what it did to the oil spill ducks???

[Samya Bose-Rosling (She/They) @AidanTheJester]

This is literally what fascism looks like.

An elected official the government doesn't like is prevented from participating in making the law. And people who show up to demand their representative do her DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED job are removed by riot Police.

[Bhong @JJ_BW94]

@lexnstuff Raccoons! They’ve got those little prying hands…

[Bobby @BobbyKingDeal]

when you know you can sing and you can do anything with your voice…

[Bhong @JJ_BW94]

Start of scorpio season gets everyone real H word 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Nah I had a hearty cackle at this 😭😭😭

[Bhong @JJ_BW94]

Fancy hotels aren’t even exciting without my husband 😢

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Marianne Williamson confirms that she will run again in 2024 for the Democratic nomination for president.

[Bhong @JJ_BW94]

Chelsea: I like my life without kids

Parents: I WOULD NEVER TRADE MY KID

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Just another day.

[Bhong @JJ_BW94]

@luispvilchez Unfortunately yes, that’s why I typically discourage portraits being added to resumes because it gives the hiring team an opportunity to be bias based on looks

[Gerard @GerardDalbon]

this is hilarious and here's what the actual graph should look like scaled properly on just one axis lol

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

you wake up. turn your phone on & blast blue light all over your face. with squinted eyes, you then proceed to read everyone’s opinions, which put you right in fight or flight mode before you even get out of bed. & you wonder why you are stuck in a loop of never-ending unease.

[mel @melschnef]

went to a catholic mass for the first time in over five years and the priest used WHITE WINE?! since when is the blood of christ Barefoot Moscato

[Bhong @JJ_BW94]

@vanliongiraffe This is asinine. My work is literally going the opposite way after my encouragement. We used to start everyone at 0 with immediate accrual. Now we give half up front and the other half accrued…hoping I can get them to do 100% upfront in the years to come

[Alex Collinson @Alex__Collinson]

Another nepo baby (her dad is Edgar Allan).

[Bhong @JJ_BW94]

Being a full time professional sucks sometimes