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alive kinda

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I just wanted to order some new shoes at foot locker, I literally misspelled one letter, what kind of freaky shit are you showing me bing?

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"She want to eat Foie gras I said its too expensive 😥" - D. Faruk

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לאאאא אהוד ברק, לא לזה התכוונו כשאמרנו אביב נעורים

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In Japan, they don't say "I love you", they say "あなたの足の指を吸わせてください" which means: "My love for you is burning hotter than a thousand suns" and I think that's just beutiful.

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My new favorite hobby is to imagine sexual tension between cars when they face each other like this.

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I don't understand how the "counting shoulders" trick works. Every time I do it there only 2 shoulders. At what stage do I get a girlfriend?

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@SupGaru 👍

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למה אני מתכוון כשאני אומר שאני בשוק

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Vape is the bukkake of smoking

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*Me scrolling through youtube shorts™*
"And his name is bababooey..."
Aight I think thats enough scrolling through youtube shorts for today

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😶 is just 💀 for normies

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Life hack:
If you ever run out of mobile data and you find yourself in a dire need of "steamy" music, just call any goverment facility and you can get up to 30 minutes of ad-free music for all of your needs 😉

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You walk into the cereal isle at Walmart and see this. How do you open?

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This homeless people in Tel-Aviv are getting real sophisticated Like just today I was leaving a parking lot when I heard this weird singing behind me and when I looked out the window this dude immediately starts asking me for money like some kind of homeless siren bro like wtf😭

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When a chicken takes a leak, is it called a peacock? 🤔🤔🤔

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I was today years old when it hit me how important it is to watch what you eat. Like I went and ate an entire, raw, punch to the face and now my face hurts😢

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This recent trend of "stay-in-home girlfriends" really got me wondering when are we gonna see the rise of the "stay-out-of-a-home, single, no-job male".

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Imagine being called Dor Handel and when you meet new people you are like "I'm Dor Handel" and people think you're a door handle 😭

[JJ @JJ_From_BTS]

"וואו ראיתי באמזון חולצה ממש שווה שאני רוצה לקנות"
"יותר כמו המזון שלי קר לכי תחממי אותו אישה"

#אלאן2024

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"לא הבנתי בייב, למה הצבעת על הטלויזיה ואמרת זה האוונגליון? אנחנו רואים חדשות בכלל."
"לא הבנת אותי, אני בכלל אמרתי זהבה גלאון."