JJ Obee

LA actor with an awkward funny bone and a landscape architecture past. More funnies on IG + Tiktok: jj_obee

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

@buggirl "Hi Neighbor, we see that you've shriveled up and died, but that actually goes against the Lawn & Holiday Decoration Restrictions in our community, so if you could have that removed, that would be great. Otherwise we will have to fine you.
Bests,
HOA"

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

@ladyefron *you look down and realize you're wearing a sweatshirt with a dinosaur pun*...."Guuuyyyys! It's getting worse!"

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

@AlexShaneMoore The "glory": a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

@ericterrymoore Wow. Real cool dude.
...
(was it like that?!)

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

@tylergaca "Yeah, that guy over there - wait! Don't look right away or it will be too obvious..... mature right? Bet he buys fresh produce like a grown ass man."

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

Just a girl, trying to figure out how to fully utilize #Twitter, or as I currently call it, my #earthquake app.

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

@amymiller Spirit Airlines: “And for those you of who got tattoos in terminal B and are wondering, yes we do have Vaseline for a fee of $20.99, and we only accept card.”

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

@MarciaBelsky Oooh ok, so like pre-shredded cheese, yes; pre-cubed cheese, no.

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

@dopez_lopez_ “Ok, so I can eliminate this possibility…” *knocks down the “firework” face card in tension-filled game of Guess Who*

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

My buddy Doug recruited me to do the artwork for his short comedy - check it out and see if you can spot me!

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Out today! Watch here: https://t.co/hsnWTSwFUm

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

Ah, just when #JakeGyllenhaal thought he could start wearing scarves again. #RedTaylorsVersion #Winteriscoming

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

Still terrified of #saladfingers to this day.
#YouTube #strongbad #2000scartoons
https://t.co/o1yh4jVoN3

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

Welp, this Campaign Problems video from December is still, if not more relevant: https://t.co/e2978wHrz3 @taylornation13 #champagneproblems

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

Made a song. And a video. And a boyfriend.
#vote
https://t.co/CmZsxtZYgG

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

But where is @TheRock ...like, is he ready? #earthquake

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

@ericasbreamcast Rock. And. Roll.

[🪴🫧🧃 @cheechcobbler]

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION. ITS OKAY. I PROMISE.

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

Remember in 2007 when @SherylCrow said we should use 1-3 squares of TP per sitting and everyone gave her sh*t about it?...Bet she’s feeling good right about now. #preparedness

[Comedy Cake 🍰 @ComedyCake]

Video Licks: It's About Time for A "Like A Boss" Musical Parody Called "By Myself: A Music COVID[eo]" (from @JJ_Obee) #quarantine #lonely island #parody #musicalcomedy https://t.co/aK04XLkljG

[JJ Obee @JJ_Obee]

#StayHome #zoom