Justin Kalifowitz

[Elica Le Bon الیکا‌ ل بن @elicalebon]

I can’t believe I have to explain what’s happening here, but here goes. Elite students of Ivy League schools have glamorized oppression so much that they have now reached role play status to satisfy their fantasies. Here, the students have appropriated the suffering of Gazans and are cosplaying as living through humanitarian crisis. In their American make-believe story where Ivy League infrastructure sets the scene, the students play Gazans and the school administration plays Israel.

Israel (the school) is blocking their “basic humanitarian aid” in this play, and if they don’t receive it soon, they will “die of thirst and starvation” (appropriating exact experiences of Gazans). They also destroy upper class buildings and claim them as “liberated” while the students repeat chants in zombie-like chorus, playing the roll of “freedom fighters” destroying Israeli infrastructure and claiming them freed. If I’m alive in a world where people don’t see the levels of perversion in this, I give up.

You don’t see this in lower tier schools from kids of lower socio-economic standing because they aren’t plagued with the guilt of privilege that they’re seeking to launder through Middle East role plays of feigned suffering. This is as first world dystopia as it gets.

Meanwhile, these Ivy League students who can have much more than a glass of water and as much food as their stomachs can take are commanding the attention of the media and the entire American audience, while actual Gazans who need humanitarian aid are ignored. I still have to pinch myself that people don’t see this.

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

“There is no ‘failure’ in sports.”

10.0 response.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Giannis didn’t like this reporter's question on if he thinks this season was a failure. https://t.co/M3hJ9Bo4GJ

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@packyM Find the biggest field you can on a sunny day. Like a mind-blowing huge open space for a 2 year old and let them wander further than they ever have before. Central Park, Storm King or most public school fields in the suburbs etc all work.

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@bhargreaves These spaces exist in commercial buildings in Singapore and are always rammed with kids

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@schlaf The very best. At any time of the day. Sometimes twice.

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@rachelhaot @ThatEricAlper This is, without question, the best answer.

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@OswaldFeliz We needs standards and we need subsidies to bring safe, high quality e-bikes to the masses. Just like we subsidize cars.

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

Music will continue to move away from monoculture and more towards niche.

https://t.co/S5LaVyNzGW

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@BillyMann @Ticketmaster @TaylorSwift Solid outcome

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@James_Gross @nycgov I’m very excited about my bagel options today. I also think we should have a museum for bagels.

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@James_Gross @nycgov All that money just buys you wider roads, bigger cars and more strip malls.

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/7nJRbB1dMv

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@nickducoff Eh, this is just the illusion of governance. The outcome was only going to be the outcome he wanted and that his creditors will sign off on.

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@latifperacha @VALENTI https://t.co/qsybxDVBeM

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@James_Gross @reillybrennan @IHSMarkit @JBWEyesonroad I recommend we start thinking about larger vehicles, like buses.

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@schlaf @NWischoff I love breads chocolate cake, it’s delicious. But when I want a babka I’m calling Oneg. https://t.co/pCIELQro65

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@agounardes All state fees (registration, plates etc…) could be weight based. Toll roads should charge heavy vehicles more. Extra $ to transit.

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

TAP was a huge part of how I paid for college. I jumped through the most comical hoops to qualify as a “full time” student (while working full time) almost exclusively to get this grant. Long overdue correction for so many of the most stretched New Yorkers.

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Our tuition assistance program wasn't delivering for all of today’s New Yorkers. That's why I was proud to expand TAP so it works for part-time students — and kicks in as soon as students enroll.

Now 75,000 more New Yorkers can get an affordable education.

That’s a big deal.

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@DavidZipper @NHTSAgov Do you think there are blockers preventing this expanding to all licensed vehicles (ie taxi / ride share) or is it only something the city can bring to its owned fleet?

[Justin Kalifowitz @JKalifowitz]

@patkiernan The best exhibit in the city, by a mile. This suggestion can only be improved by first ordering the chicken parm at Parkside directly across from (and before going to) the Lemon Ice King.