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[Stella @StellaaSports]

There’s no reason a fish needs to be this cunt like no reason at all like why do you as a fish need an opalescent silk gown. She should be at the club.

[Nesh @NeshRelates]

Me with my man in the checkout line while he buys everything I said I wanted

[Roony @Roonysters]

I’m so full of love and so low on iron

[foxxxy @lydiacreates_]

I really enjoy talking to my man, that’s my favorite human fr

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I keep my cats indoors because one of them is just a sweet little guy who needs to be protected from the world, and the other would commit crimes

[J @JKang_]

And just like that.. we are 5,000 miles apart again🥲

[nosoyazu 𑣲🪡 @nosoyazuu_]

lo único que quieren las chicas

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

gonna start asking ppl “am i under arrest or am i free to go?” when the convo starts dragging for too long

[karmm @princesskarm318]

my man love me so much it be feeling unreal 🥹😭

[eclair @evilclaire]

once I get my iron levels back up it’s over for you hoes

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“AI will replace you” I’d like to see AI turn a small inconvenience into a huge panic attack.

[John Duncan @Johntheduncan]

Before we got an automatic feeder, Anton the cat figured out that he got fed when one of us closed the laptop at the end of the work day...so he started closing our laptops early when he was hungry

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady perhaps an autumn afternoon, thunder outside, warm tea in her hands, & nowhere she needs to be

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

in another life i am a literature student in oxford.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

Eclipse

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

maybe im getting migraines bcs im spiderman

[Ezra 🎲 @kkiidane]

I hate when people on the train aren’t racist and come sit next to me