Jamie of all trades

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@fekitcba @Tesco Seems like you’ve got beef with Tesco 😏

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@UKLabour

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Can we remove the word ‘DEAL’ from Meal Deal please.
I’m almost at the point of selling an organ to buy one.

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@SouthernRailUK Sutton Surrey? 🤔

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@klm2407 @FluffyRona @Gatwick_Airport It’s fine, as the next drop off/pick up I do will be free!
Unfortunately I had autopay setup - so had no chance to stop or appeal the payment.
Gatwick advised to contact NCP as they manage the system - Can’t be arsed!
Autopay is now cancelled and I’ll pay as and when necessary 👍🏻

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@SMARTYMobileUK this statement is a total lie!
I joined because of this merger and savings to be had!
I left @VodafoneUK who have impeccable signal @NetworkRailVIC.
Vodafone & @O2 are the only 2 networks that work on the platforms - @EE & @ThreeUK are still dead!
PAC please! 👎🏻

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@AmexUK 2 hours and counting to speak to someone in your fraud team is an utter disgrace!

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@Keir_Starmer Tell me why I pay £55 a month for private healthcare - where I can talk to a doctor, be prescribed meds 24/7, have prompt procedures when necessary, etc…

Yet YOU take a circa of £1000 a month from me in NI contributions, and most certainly don’t/can’t benefit from any service?!

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@piersmorgan Even your own statement isn’t 100% accurate is it.
In some parts of the world it’s totally legal to impregnate a child (but that’s another story!)
The word - and only word - you’re looking for is ‘FEMALE’ 👍🏻

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@RjSpinello @jsonhess @FAANews Better tell Airbus to remove them all from their A380s, A350s & A340s that have been flying for decades then! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@Keir_Starmer You still talking?? 🙄

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@A_MrBenMitchell @flightradar24 It’s greener in Sussex - where Gatwick is.

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@Keir_Starmer

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@grand_palladium Please post a warning on your website about the cyber attack you were made aware of as of 18:00 27 Aug 2025.
You have made no effort to alert your guests and a phishing scam is ongoing!
Emails are being sent asking for guests personal and credit card details!

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@TRobinsonNewEra Is this the police dealing with middle lane hoggers on the motorway??

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@LozzaFox Who’s gonna tell her you can’t buy a house with cash

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@BGatesIsaPyscho Just wondering if there’s a Labour leader or MP out there WITHOUT a speech impediment?? 🤔

Blair, Brown, Miliband, Abbott, Starmer…

[Jamie of all trades @JKilsby]

@VirginAtlantic If only you just stayed at Gatwick, ay?! 😂

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@PicturesFoIder I’m sure she’s had worse up her 🤣