Johnny Karate

No no no... I ate a jellyfish

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

Toad yelled, "Does something have to go wrong every single day!”

[TWLEGION @TWlegion]

🚨#GIVEAWAY — SUN DAY RED 🔴 BALL MARKER. 🐅

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[Johnny Karate @JKlenk4]

@SheaSerrano Medium you’re the best Shea

[Steven Donziger @SDonziger]

BREAKING: Georgia police shot "Cop City" protestor Manuel Terán 57 times in the first state killing of a climate activist in the US. Official autopsy also shows Terán did not fire a gun which obliterates the police narrative.

Evidence Terán was executed is overwhelming.

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

The fact that VRBO is pronounced Verbo is some real bullshit and it’s insane they ever thought we’d pronounce it that way.

[Railroad Workers United ✊ @railroadworkers]

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[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

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A TaylorMade Dream Full Bag (set of 14 clubs)

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[Johnny Karate @JKlenk4]

@_AlexLivingston @heykayadams

[Pink Floyd battle vest @flieldy]

“Strikes will put people out of business” is just another way of saying that workers put people ‘in business’ in the first place

“Strikes will ruin Christmas” is another way of saying workers make Christmas happen.

[GL @gldivittorio]

As supply lines back up and trains get canceled, it’s vital to remember that it is not railroad unions that are causing this strike—railroad bosses and CEOs that refuse to give their employees sick days and enough time off to live a decent life are causing this strike

[JakeSBender @JakeSBender]

My brother was at a bowling alley in western mass and he sent me this iconic photo of a dude who bowled a perfect game on 9/11 🙌🙌🙌

[manny @mannyfidel]

POV: you're henry kissinger and everyone wants another fun day on twitter

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

The Tiger twirl.
Often imitated. Never duplicated.

[Johnny Karate @JKlenk4]

@_AlexLivingston

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

*takes a long drag of a cigarette* yeah, i know the muffin man

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

24 years ago today, 18-year-old Tracy McGrady scored 0 PTS in his NBA debut.

His coach said he would be out of the league in 3 seasons. T-Mac played 15 & ended up in the Basketball Hall of Fame.

[Ramy @GenZdemagogue]

Don't cross the picket line !

Here's a list of shit to avoid until these workers are done striking.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love when people are named ‘john’ like your parents really just said “yeah the default is fine”

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

On the 27th anniversary of ‘Rudy’, allow Joe Montana to ruin the movie for you.

(via @PardonMyTake)