Jerry Booth

Wine enthusiast,(bad)drummer, (worse)vocalist and big proponent of no pants o'clock.

[Jerry Booth @JLBoof]

Just looked back through my tweets. I'm a fairly funny dude. So why the tits do I only have 82 followers? #pornbots

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Sometimes you have moments of clarity. Drink through those. #deepthoughts

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FB friend saying he knows no Leicester City supporters. Me, 'cross reference Thai hooker enthusiasts'. Crickets. Too soon?

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LOLZ!! https://t.co/oFvIEyB7op

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I wondered the same thing. Offensive penalty has no effect on the Spiller fumble. #mnf https://t.co/KKlq3q3f7V

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(Everyone on social media), "Hey, somebody over there just fell, grab your sticks and steel toed boots."

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@DanAlpher There is. It's called 'unfollow'. I currently have about 15 people in my news feed.

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@ESPNMondayNight Packers played 2 or 3 games a year at Milwaukee County Stadium until 1994. Never mind.

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@ESPNMondayNight New City Stadium, which became Lambeau Field opened in 1957. What am I missing?

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I am not Irish, but I have dropped the Shocker a time or two. #WichitaState

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To celebrate Pi Day, I will wedgie 3.14 nerds. And have actual pie. #PiDay2015

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This. http://t.co/kMwKmqdMOF

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knowing I'm more talented than 95% of my colleagues enriches my soul to no end.

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I'm not an ass kisser. Never have been, never will be. Therefore, I will never be 'successful' let alone rich. It's cool, (more)

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Growing up so close to FT McHenry, I need this helmet!!

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Looks like rain in #Germantown. Good thing, my car is filthy.

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And in my mind a way to show reverence and respect for my country and city. #bmoreproud

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As a born & raised Baltimorean & lifelong O's fan, I have to yell 'O' during the National Anthem. It's a reflex.

[American Fireball @AmericaFireball]

Tonight at V5 in Sterling! Show starts at 6pm.

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Tour De France is on tv til noon. DC residents, now's your chance to drive around and not have your sideview mirrors ripped off.