Lucas Brown (Parody Account?)

Twitter is for sports. I will never give up on the Titans. Realistic, but simultaneously optimistic, fanhood. Perspective is our friend.

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@jwyattsports @Titans In an alternate reality, JRob continues to trade this pick every year until he eventually gets a 1st round pick for Jurrell Casey. 😂 #Titans #TitansDraft

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

You don't win many NFL games with 4 turnovers, no matter who your OC is. Turnovers can't be minimized just because we don't like Downing's playcalling.
#TitanUp #Titans

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@joshcarlosjosh He'd been eating too much lembas...

[Matt Colville? @mattcolville]

Nice of this dude to give us a free preview of life aboard his Mars colony ship.

"I know we're 20 million miles from Earth, but we need everyone to leave the ship for a few hours. We know there aren't enough EVA suits, but the hardcore among you ..."

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

GOT 'EM 😏

📺: Watch #TENvsGB on @NFLonPrime

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

Live look at me talking to my 5 year old about voting on our way to the polls.

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@WereGnnaMkeIt If it's not The Notebook, it's not real love.

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@NoContextTitans Many will say Tannehill's 3rd INT from last year's playoff loss against Cincy, but I actually think the 2nd one made the biggest difference in the game.

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@BuckReising @TwoRiversFord If he rushes for 2k again, he's a lock, no matter how many total rushing yards he ends his career with. Would be the first to ever rush for 2k twice. Dominant in his era.

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@titanmatt_ I was here before, during, and after. It actually helps me to temper my reactions a lot now.
Whiz teams looked like SB favorites in week 1 both of his years...
There are still 11 games left. This week's team is not the same team that will be playing in January. They evolve.

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@TitansMan97 I'm not sad about it at all as a Titans fan, but I am shocked that they are pulling the plug on the season at 3-3-1.
I mean, I guess it's boom or bust with Ehlinger. Better to go 4-12-1 with him than 7-9-1 with Ryan for the draft? Still just seems like they hit eject awful fast.

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@IVMiles Be honest, always. You liking or not liking fruitcake is in no way a reflection of her worth or your love for her.
Emotional fusion is the enemy of healthy relationships.

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@BrandonNbminc

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@BetterCallSaul

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@TitansMan97 @salmanfredi Agreed.
I think the base group will look something like:
Burks, Woods, NWI, McMath, Phillips, Kinsey.
I think this group has a real shot to be a pleasant surprise.

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@joshcarlosjosh Furthermore, the existence of Tinker Swift implies the existence of Tailor Swift *and* Candlestick Maker Swift.

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

Dear TV shows that buy unskippable ad space and run the same 7-15 second ad on repeat,

There is no better way to ensure that I will never watch your show. The accumulated annoyance is a self-sustaining tesseract of spite by the 28th playthrough.

Sincerely,
LB

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@joshcarlosjosh Nazgul be like

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@TitoMageeto The man from Milwaukee, in the flesh?

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

@natedub9 @joshcarlosjosh It brings me no joy to reference any part of that film, but fwiw

[Lucas Brown (Parody Account?) @JLBro42]

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