Jordan (parody)

Parody of the real Jordan, who is incredibly handsome and cool.

[Jordan (parody) @JLHenkel]

@DanClarkSports And the pitcher isn't a pitcher, so.. next?

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@Acyn lol they made one president

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@R_Thompson15 @POTUS Holy shit you're stupid

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@ScottWalker And you prove you're never too old to be a total dumbass

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@NateSilver538 I'm embarrassed for my country

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@doranchad @saraforwi Try pulling yourself up by your bootstraps

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@joshhart How about fuck off and keep it to yourself, nerd

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@america This is a PAC run by someone who is not American

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@MegynKellyShow Is this an example of you working hard? You sit and flap your gums for an hour.

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@theobjectivist Nobody's forcing you to insert yourself between the housing and the people who need housing.

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@muse I am so excited to see you in Milwaukee. Bringing the whole family and it's my son's 9th birthday. 🤟🏻 Maybe you can make us feel like it's Halloween, if you catch my meaning 😅

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@unusual_whales I wonder if he can articulate a reason he should be allowed to continue to exist

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@MasterBJones He's leaving one way or the other

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@karolineleavitt Don't you have 3 peoples' diapers to change?

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@AdamJarchow @TomTiffanyWI Never forget he also voted to decertify results of the 2020 election. A true traitor and unqualified for any office.

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@altcap @elonmusk @Tesla @SpaceX We'd still have BYD and nobody fuckin needs SpaceX. Is this a real person?

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@derrickvanorden There's no such thing as clean coal

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@JayWeber3 I'm old enough to remember when Mexico was paying for the wall

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Please join me in wishing only bad things for @joethomas73 for the rest of his pathetic life

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@HeartlandPostWI I assume because it's profitable