The BooKoo

[Dear Lord @Oh_DearLord_]

Isaiah 60:22

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

ROOKIE'S FIRST TD 💥 @Emmett10Johnson

[The BooKoo @JLNelson007]

@TripleNetTyler I’m ready to swoop up if they do

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

You're a man.

Get out of your fucking room.

Pack your laptop and go to a coffee shop. A hotel. Rent a bnb for the weekend. Go to a different city.

Go ANYWHERE, but your room

After 37 years of age as a man, I’ve finally come to realize that the only cure to depression is just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

[HuskGuys @HuskGuys]

Mahomes & Emmett Johnson, can't wait to watch it

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

First media day for E$ 🔥

[Nebraska Football @HuskerFootball]

Developed the Nebraska Way 💪 @Emmett10Johnson

[The BooKoo @JLNelson007]

@iamSauceGardner Let’s get you into a Navigator

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

This woman ordered 25 yards of mulch! Her husband doesn't know about Mulch Mountain yet.😂

Now they will have to haul and lay an ungodly amount of mulch. In her mind, 25 yards wasn't that much.🤯

Good thing she put that tarp down.😆

What the heck would you do with all that much? How much do you think that cost?

It's that time of year for the sounds of weed eaters, lawnmowers and blowers.

Have you started mowing, mulching and planting flowers yet? Trimming trees and shrubs? New landscape? Spring cleaning?

[Malbon @malbongolf]

Live from Augusta. Before it all starts. @JDayGolf

[The BooKoo @JLNelson007]

@GolfDigest @malbongolf He won’t even make the cut…

[Crystal Hope @CrystalHope1979]

This guy adopted a rescue hyena and named him Eddie. 😉 Every dad joke he tells is met with Eddie howling with laughter.

I don’t even care if it is AI—it’s comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

I just yelled OHHHHHH so loud I sprained something.

What a game.

🌽

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Congrats to long suffering Nebraska basketball fans on their first ever NCAA tourney win.

[The BooKoo @JLNelson007]

@BuckSexton I had to give it a thumbs down on Netflix. Really terrible movie hahah

[The BooKoo @JLNelson007]

@elonmusk @xai When are the IPO’s @elonmusk

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

Several sightings of Bigfoot reported in Portage County, Ohio

[Peter Mallouk @PeterMallouk]

"I like to deal with people where I feel a one-page contract will do the job. If I have to have 50 pages in there to protect me against the guy I'm dealing with, I'll always wonder whether I needed 51." – Warren Buffett

[The BooKoo @JLNelson007]

@RandyRRQuaid @cybertruck Turn off one pedal and should be good