JLO

Soccer, cheese, and Science Fiction

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@StoolAfterDark This guy doesn’t need the cash. #bozo

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@barstoolsports @DraftKings Shit, how’s he going to afford those custom backpack straps?! Yikes

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@ImFromCle Northfield Road, right near the casinos. This is real, she gets it,

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@StoolMintzy Chicago: Home of the Octopus

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@barstoolspringb @DanteTheDon This man is a freak. You guys need to get Dante talking about his favorite activity; face fucking.

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@OhioTate Probably the sexiest video yet from Tate with Mintzy. Incredible.

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@veizau Paging Dr. Pokimane to the ER.

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@StoolMintzy I do need to hear more about the pizza box and towel healing process.

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@ChampRDS Sean Shitland.

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@DropAPinShow Algeria: Ancient rival to…India.

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@CaptainCons I’ve always advocated for a no mess, easy to eat, portable Eggs Benedict. Beat me to it.

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@danabeers “Put some of the lettuce on top.” Jesus Christ man…

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@danabeers

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@nickysmokess @DannyJConrad @DanteTheDon

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@VivaLaStool @StoolMintzy @wake_up_mintzy @barstoolsports @BarstoolYak #staystrong #markedsafefromsnow #tropicalbozo

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@VivaLaStool @Philly_Mays @hen_ease @NjTank99 @KFCBarstool @Return_Of_RB @kirkmin @BFW @MeekPhill_ 1. Portnoy
1a. BW

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@DannyJConrad @nickysmokess @barstoolWSD Flash to Mintzy…”who’s a lazy piece of shit?”

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@Katiemoneygrabz Probably the most heartwarming dialogue regarding children, to date, on the show. That guy just gets parenting.

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@imagesaicouldnt Wrong, they’re old time diarrhea holes. Originated in New Orleans around the Civil War.

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@VivaLaStool @franciscellis @SonOfABoyDad @rone @RobbieBarstool @BarstoolPAT @barstoolsports Right Said Fran. Love it.