Jeanne Leitenberg

When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone.

[Carrie Coon @carriecoon]

Jill Sobule was so special. Heartbreaking news.

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@ULTRA_MAJESTY @PpollingNumbers lol yes, please go out and vote for "Schmiel"

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@JDVance You’re such a loser!

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@JohnBasham @POTUS @SenTedCruz Why Do You Type Like This?? Weirdo!

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

Me describing the differences in plot between “Christmas with the Kranks” and “Deck the Halls” while my husband is grating 15 potatoes and 5 onions to make Hanukkah latkes

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@Shan_Spectre007 @DecisionDeskHQ lol this was a race between two democrats so you’re gonna have to wait a really long time if ever for that to happen

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

But how does he get even 5 votes? I just don't understand!!!

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

If your name is Josh, run for governor!

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@realJeremyCarl @megynkelly “What was good for America?” Okay, freak

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@megynkelly Spineless, your poor kids

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

Only brainwashed freaks with no souls think this is weird!

[New York Post @nypost]

Biden, 81, bites baby dressed as chicken during WH Halloween event https://t.co/Rm6JYxJsMc

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

I despise comparisons to Nazis and the Holocaust but truly felt shades of 1939 watching clips from today: crowds at MSG cheering the most insane and racist and unpatriotic bullshit under the banner of “America First.”

[Joe DeAngelis @metjetboy13]

If the @Mets found a snake in the dugout, we’d probably adopt it, name it Grimace Jr. and he’d sit in the dugout for every game until the end of the playoffs

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@EmpireStateBldg @Mets He’s the king of Queens! https://t.co/QMuX310zom

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@charli_xcx Be like Charli! https://t.co/cLyVmKwjq0

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@DanBartels2 @Mets Gotta get this shirt https://t.co/Rk0uHvHlO6

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@Mets Need this ASAP https://t.co/QMuX3117dU

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@PopCrave @ben_rosen

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@GuntherEagleman @bennyjohnson lolol

[Jeanne Leitenberg @JLeitenberg]

@RachelLeishman https://t.co/nnMbsJbB6h