Jordan 🌵👆

👆♥🖤Texas Tech Alum 🖤♥👆and Dallas Cowboys! Faith, family, & friends. Lover of life, bbq, sports, adventures, cooking, First baby due in June!!

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Paper or plastic? 🎯❤️🖤Ŧ

[Scarlet and Black Insider @SBInsiderHQ]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SF Isaiah Santos (@IsaiahS1515) is on campus for his official visit, per his IG

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@maddhombre @JRichApparel Yuuuup snagged me one ❤️Ŧ 🖤

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

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@wreckemweedman One of us 👏

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@RapSheet I fixed it for you

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@DieselDevil88 @HEB Don’t waste your money on organic strawberries

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@espn @AdamSchefter @PeteThamel Cincinnati QB. I fixed it for you

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@Jhadynnelson1 @samspiegs @MikeRoach247 @SWiltfong_ @jkbtjc_53 @JoeyMcGuireTTU @coachfreddiej @BnanceTTU @BenjaminGolan Built not bought

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@Mr30H3 @TexasBrick Ignorance is bliss 🤡

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@wreckemtime Sometimes bait is also factual

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@buccaneersouokc @tierani_kristen More SEC ignorance 🤡

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@tierani_kristen @buccaneersouokc Ignorance is bliss. Tech didn’t even make the top 10. The fact you didn’t make a single effort to fact check any of your accusations screams SEC entitlement. Do you even know how many OU players are in the top 10 paid?

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@ElementalWolf21 @tierani_kristen We didn’t even crack the top 10 in spending. But you’re right, after never getting to CWS in history, going back to back years will do nothing for our program. Go back to clown school 🤡

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@TFan1960 @tierani_kristen 🤡

[Big 12 Conference @Big12Conference]

WALK IT OFF MIA WILLIAMS🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🥎

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@BuffThe806GM

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@JulianCaldwell_

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@barbarian_cohen @CrazyVibes_1 Does this just disable a camera momentarily?

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@ThrillaRilla369 Ring and run

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