Jake

Oh god, my mind is going a mile an hour

[Jake @JMBeckett]

@YodelOnline I was expecting a parcel today, I have been tracking its route for the past 30 minutes and it’s just gone from 5 stops away to back at the depot. Is there any explanation as to why your driver has suddenly decided I won’t be getting my package today?

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Americans have an obsession with being victimized by capitalism
https://t.co/WeYlAlOYRY

[Jake @JMBeckett]

They did surgery on a banana.

[Fand @fandtheny]

we can’t do this again

[Jack Saint @lackingsaint]

The Last of Us seems like a pretty faithful adaptation of the original game but I think it was cowardly to leave out the scene where joel gets killed 18 times in the first clicker room and considers getting a refund

[Jake @JMBeckett]

I want this specific scene outlined and inked on my body

[Jake @JMBeckett]

PLUS SIZED M&M

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

just absolutely twatted a heard of 9 year olds and took all of my local aldis prime stock

[Jake @JMBeckett]

World champion dick rider

[Curt Doolittle @curtdoolittle]

@CynicalWolf69 @Class @elonmusk Typical Atlantic-germanic body type, when subject to continuous 100 work weeks without any sun exposure, but because of overwhelming success in all aspects of life, manages to plow through hot women like an NBA player with an infinite roster. ;)

Envy by the weak tastes sweet. ;)

[Alex Elmslie @ImAllexx]

1 more sleep till i get all of these

[Jake @JMBeckett]

Spider in the Avatar 2 is the goofiest, most cringe character i’ve ever seen in cinema

[Jake @JMBeckett]

Fuck I feel good, fresh haircut, favourite outfit on and im off to the cinema. What even is SAD

[Jake @JMBeckett]

Makes me sad to think how abused the French players will be tonight

[Jo Grady @DrJoGrady]

RT you will support rail and Royal Mail workers no matter how much pressure the establishment puts on them in the lead up to Christmas.

[The Left Wing Society @LeftWingSociety]

Marcus Rashford has received racist abuse following Englands defeat to France.

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

Looks like we're all backing Morocco then lads

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

Kanye West's manager watching his latest interview

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

“What about that for a fucking chant” 🤣🤣

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Don’t forget to buy some Christmas cards. This one specifically.
https://t.co/R4sbi61NYp

[Jake @JMBeckett]

God of War has me walking around my flat expecting to last minute parry at any moment