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[Macker @JMC_donald]

@Marner93 your mom missed your first NHL goal to take a dump... #thatsshitty #bonnieonthebowl

[James Duthie @tsnjamesduthie]

Yesterday I saw an emergency goalie—blind in one eye—get to live his dream, another goalie sing the anthem in Buffalo, and a little boy with cancer given his own hockey card by the best player in the world. Yesterday was a good day.

[Macker @JMC_donald]

@jacksonmahomes that was all your fault

[Macker @JMC_donald]

Have gone to Klub Khrome every Christmas night since 2013, gonna miss it this year #HomeIsWhereTheKhromeIs

[Macker @JMC_donald]

@BauerOutage Trevor, don’t listen to what they say, it’s not always cold in Canada. Come up and heat up like a big ol’ furnace and have some fun with the young guns @BlueJays

[Macker @JMC_donald]

While you’re cleaning your hands during this quarantine you should also clean up your act #sanitize

[Macker @JMC_donald]

Quarantined for 14 days @pornhub hook a guy up with a premium to survive these 2 weeks? #COVID19

[Macker @JMC_donald]

@T_Stranger Don’t buy her gifts until she starts buying you them, it’s only fair

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)

You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Blake Bortles bought a $160,000 Tesla to quit dip @PardonMyTake

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

The lonely island dropping bars as Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco 😂😂😂

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Sadly true.

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

When you slide in the DM’s and she leaves you on “seen”
https://t.co/IIeBYr4a7Q

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Moms gonna mom.

[Nello Ferrara II @nello_ferrara]

9 years ago today the world lost possibly the greatest champion in the hissssstory of the universe. Today, have one in honor of the late #MachoMan

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

RT if this is you.

[papi @SayinSon]

Why is it that there are a million songs about love, but only one song about patio lanterns?

[cly7n @cly7n]

I got a friend request on FB from a guy I worked with 4 years ago so i was like yeah I’ll accept it. Next thing you know he sends me this lmao

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

This man is an absolute legend 😂

[Macker @JMC_donald]

@NickODell44 @laces97 @didiodog It’s extremely hard

[Mina Teague @MinaTeague]

These “this or that” Instagram stories are the Facebook notes of 2018