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BREAKING NEWS: The league has voted in a close 7-5 split to change the league structure to divisions. Divisional assignments will be broadcast LIVE at 8:30 PM EST TONIGHT per @AdamSchefter

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Nevertheless, the league persists into its 4th season under 4 time Commissioner of the Year John Matthew, and welcomes @wavydesperado as new owner. Please pick up your welcome package from the commissioner.

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Game of Throws staple Kevin has regrettably informed the league office he will not be returning to the league. A vocal opponent of the commissioner’s policies, his disappearance will be remembered as occurring under dubious circumstances.

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Many owners expressed concern at the latest deal between Team Thomas and Zass Daddy, leading to the formation of an Owner’s Union - of which’s first act was to veto the trade as a message against tyranny, @AdamSchefter reports.

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Despite a pledge to fairness and transparency and a strong start to the season with the creation of the League Constitution, the Commissioner has allowed the league to run rampant with corruption.

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...previously issuing a statement saying he is “not in the business of babysitting owners”. The only thing that seems non arbitrary anymore is Matthew’s grip on power, as he has reportedly teamed with Joe Tsai and Beijing to oppress the owners of our once prosperous league.

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The league has reached peak chaos this week, as Commissioner Matthew no longer seems to be able to enforce his own rule (not approved by the league owners) of a loser’s statement. Additionally, the Commissioner continues to abuse his veto powers over trades, despite...

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Per the League Inquiry, the Special Investigative Team (SIT) headed by none other than Commissioner Matthew is charging @zassau with Assault of the Second degree for drugging Team Kim’s front office and forcibly engaging them in one-sided trade deals. #WorstTradeDeal #MaybeEver

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Per @JayGlazer: One owner has expressed concerns about the recent trades being sent. As a result, GM Stacy Kim will be drug tested immediately at the League Office. #DontSmokeWeed #StayDrugFree

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Per @AdamSchefter : The release by the Commisioner has not gone over well around the league. Sources have told me multiple owners have met to discuss it’s contents. The words coup d’etat have been used. #FreeGameofThrows #KingMatthew

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BREAKING NEWS: This morning from the League Office.

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@zassau The beginning of the John Matthew Conspiracy

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Number 2 spot Phil @pwilfa_ and number 8 @jackoconnor1107 have agreed to a deal in principal to swap draft positions. This would mean a pick swap every round.

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Watch on #Periscope: Game of throws draft https://t.co/3CnlsH0Xxg

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Game of throws draft https://t.co/atYEPbDgM2

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Re: @stephenasmith is purportedly “hoodwinked and bamboozled” that he was not one of 50 media members to recieve an invite to the draft lottery. Event is live in 5 minutes. #gameofthrows

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The new target time is 3:30PM EST. League office is working tirelessly to negate Matthew’s incompetence.

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When asked if he will be on time to his own announcement stream, the Commish had this to say:

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NO🧢🧢🧢

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The Commissioner will be live at 3PM TODAY from Ellicott City to make the announcement. He is expected to be booed heavily, but @AdamSchefter of the Verge tells me he hopes the triannual flood will drown out the noise.