Joseph Krueger

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

@Jonny_Goodwin the black line of the x-axis represents my heart because I flat-lined and died of boredom. #SlopesSuck

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

@thebrianfallon @chrisfarren @bennyhorowitz1 @jeffrosenstock where is this show at?

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

I wonder if @thebrianfallon would ever bring back Amping Copper or Cincinnati Rail Tie jams?

[Phuture Phillies @PhuturePhilz]

Matt Hockenberry with a perfect two innings in his AA debut. In line for the win. #briginit

[Jay Kalasnik @Attorney_Jay]

Former SW Mustang baseball star @Hocktimus_Prime promoted by Phillies - Single A Clearwater to AA Reading Phils.

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

@GeoMitsios graduate on the 14th!

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

@GeoMitsios ahhh man, I'm sorry. I hope I'm still better!!! Miss ya man hope you're new life is great!

[Luke Weaver @somepostsimade]

Somehow the worst possible melody, beat, vocals, and lyrics found each other to give unholy birth to a song called "cake by the ocean."

[Luke Weaver @somepostsimade]

When Pappy just comes back with a new batch of moonshine

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

@karianalynn @EXCERClSE lol, I just saw this!!

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

Why do I eat dry oats???? Because cooked oats have the consistency of mud.

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

All I want for Christmas is a new pair of Crocs.

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

@PIZZAPICASO play with @ZacharyKrueger on PS4

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

Been waiting years for @thebrianfallon to record a solo album...2016 can't come soon enough!

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

2-4 weeks out from the gym due to health complications. Time to strengthen my mind.

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

@GeoMitsios ummm....is it not obvious you're my ex.

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

@T21Millz https://t.co/Ln0PsjLwQH

[Joseph Krueger @JMJKrueger]

Petroleum Cyanide.

[guy @GuyHarosh1]

after some deep searching I finally found my all time favorite tweet http://t.co/z7gAkiKiRp