As a kid my most illogical fear during thunderstorms was that lightning would strike the ground, travel through the city water lines, go through the pipes in my house to the toilet, and then up my pee stream where it would blow my dick off
I went to bed early thinking I'd get some rest but ofc just woke up at 2 am and couldn't fall asleep again until 5... so everything canceled out. I just should get some cocaine i guess... silver lining is I think I discovered there's nightingale is back