JMPD Cruiser

Cruising the streets of Jozi. They see me rollin', they hatin'. Advocate of driving with a siren.

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RT @TimesLIVE: KFC is the cordon bleu king of takeaway food http://t.co/aDki9uXtrm

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@KhumoHerMajesty We are helping skwiza. It is you the bad drivers who make a mess we help it move! #yohyohyoh #norespect

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@PurpleDragonNat It is a problem that needs lots of hands mfwetu. You will be happy when your duplicated plate is found. #thinkfirst #eish

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@nafisa1 Thank you skwiza. We are very effective thank you for your approval. #livinglarge #protectandserve

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@Y0urNemisis It is a criminal offence to use devices while driving baba. Next time you are stopped you will be fined. #lastwarning #ownit

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RT @FatalMoves: Don't spoil a Friday by driving along staring at your crotch on the way home! Texting kills!

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@GENERALGGG Mfwetu you will be surprised how much people talk to try make their lives better. But we must see if this is real please wena.

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@Y0urNemisis It looks like you were speeding while operating a recording device baba. Please send your license number. #yoh #illegal

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@GENERALGGG I am not saying they are lying but we must be aware baba. It is easy to blame someone. #keepeyesopen #winterishere

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@GENERALGGG We have heard of homeless using stories to get more from people baba. I gave one old gloves one day gone the next. #beaware

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@GENERALGGG That is not acceptable mfwetu. Where is there proof so we can try stop this? #cold #blankets

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@RoadSmartSA Ssssshhh wena! You are ruining the fun of the day! #elementofsurprise #allaboutthebenjamins

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@shitspotter It is not fine at all wena. #speedkills #arrivealive

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@GENERALGGG Who is taking blankets and where mfwetu? Why would police take blankets from people? #confused #winter

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@PaulNel3 @TashNel3 Eish Im sorry baba I was out protecting you from criminals and not on twitter. Have some respect skabbarash. #ownit

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Every day & night wena! "RT @trauma_help: Hoping that trees, pillars & poles are left alone tonight & drivers safely in bed."

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@nickdavidparker @myJRA A lawless death trap? Yessess! That is extreme mfwetu. What would you call Mogadishu? #exaggeratemuch? #easyeasy

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@Ramosate_Molamu Don't make your problem the city's problems baba. Would you like a tissue? #crybaby #makeaplanbigboy

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.@GatvolNow You are very right. If you can't even spell 'their' right how can I expect you to direct traffic? #shem #schooledinlimpopo

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LOL! Skabbarash! "RT @steeldogchop: @Cedarsquare1 @virginactiveSA -Viv still uses disabled bays- says he will & can http://t.co/lmKzATgmVB"