Jordan

Because we were inverted

[Jordan @JMWright96]

If someone asks for food recommendations in New Orleans and you send them to a chain restaurant you're probably ISIS

[Steve Scalise @SteveScalise]

The list of benefits workers are seeing from tax reform is longer than a CVS receipt! https://t.co/9ZqVeIuhsf

[Jordan @JMWright96]

10:20 on the Friday before Mardi Gras at our office and the beers are flowing #TheGoodLife

[Jordan @JMWright96]

If you don't suck the head I'm going to assume you don't eat pizza crust either and you can miss me with that bullshit.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

This is about right

[Jordan @JMWright96]

You must not have read the article https://t.co/KxPbCRtIZm

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Percentage of people calling me an idiot who use the wrong your: 95%. https://t.co/RyZ4SchyuP

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

FINAL VOTE: 240-186. Dems fold without the promise they were seeking.

[Jordan @JMWright96]

BOOM, fuck Duke

[Jordan @JMWright96]

Also, Grayson Allen is a hoe

[Jordan @JMWright96]

NCU/Duke never disappoints

[Scott Walker @ScottWalker6]

So if you're keeping score, the indoor event was rained out and the outdoor event is rolling. #NOLA

[Jordan @JMWright96]

It hurts my heart to know that Reba is doing KFC commercials. She's so much better than that 😓

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

100% true https://t.co/vKOp4SCRNZ

[Jordan @JMWright96]

Friendly reminder that if you get arrested from now until Tuesday you likely won't get out of holding until Wednesday. Make your bad decisions intelligently.

[Jordan @JMWright96]

I've never seen women complain about getting wet as much as the Krewe of NYX has in the past 12 hours.

[Jordan @JMWright96]

Got a calendar on my wall, marking days til I get the call

[Jordan @JMWright96]

You really fucked that one up, Junior

[Jordan @JMWright96]

Still the gutsiest play call in superbowl history https://t.co/VWJv7jXwHD

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

8 years ago today - Ambush!

#XLIV @thomasmorstead #Saints https://t.co/dmsr7izsNj