Joe McCormick

LFC ❤️

[Joe McCormick @JMac2208]

Thinking of people out there who might be feeling down and out with no way back, there's always help available:
116 123 - Samaritans
If you're struggling with life, please contact. They can really help out 🙏
#Samaritans
You don't have to suffer in silence.

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Imagine if I just wore impractical Hulk gloves everywhere I went and then demand that society cater to people who wear Hulk gloves

[ẓ̌ķ @zk_sim_]

2010s CFs - Take Me Out

[Tropical HENRY 🇬🇧🏝️ @TropicaIHENRY]

@BBCBreaking Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now

[KP @NoQuarter_DC]

Someone did an Odyssey x Pink Floyd edit with the bow pluck syncing with the drop in Shine On You Crazy Diamond and I'm genuinely entering the astral plains

[mooresy @jamesmoores_]

James Trafford next transfer window

[Spieth’s “inner” Dialogue @SpazzyMind]

Hitting draws into tucked left pins

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

If I won the green jacket (after 16 tries and then winning it TWICE, mind you) I would wear it every single day until they physically removed it from my body the following April

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Yes, I've played elite level sport where my particular job was running with a ball at feet at around 30kph+ multiple times a half.

6 ft 4, 95kg.

The tactical information given to me through a 7 day, not 3 minute period sufficed, as did the occasional squirt of electrolyte water per half.

My performance would not have been improved at all by a hydration or tactical break.

Pretty much like 99% of players over a 150 year period playing the most popular and most played sport on the planet by far.

So maybe you can tell me. When was the last time you put your fucking dorittos, big gulp and chicken wings down long enough to know what professional sportsmen need rather than advertising executives or couch potatoes who need to be told 6 times in 20 minutes to buy a Jeep Cherokee, Whopper or diabetes medication instead of just enjoying the sport?

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

Talking of crimes…

- assaulting a police officer
- assault at a neo-Nazi rally
- football hooliganism
- using a false passport
- mortgage fraud
- contempt of court
- stalking a woman

Ring any bells?

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

The twitter right-wing are in a collective psychosis

[Ollie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🐺 @BellegardeSZN]

If we win the league probably best to keep him off the open top bus tour

[blues extra. @BloozEXTRA]

Kieran Trippier after the first 15 minutes playing against young athletic championship wingers.

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

The comments under this post are disgusting.

Including from prospective London Mayor (LOL), Ant Middleton.

Racism is unchained throughout our online community.

So sad. 😞

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

Wrong way down a one way street

[Rory Tracker @RoryTrackr]

Poppy cover your ears

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

This might be the worst VAR decision I’ve seen (and there’s a lot of competition). Extraordinary given the significance.

[Ciarán Meers @CiaranMeers]

got a spam email that shifts into a fake Irish accent for some incomprehensible reason

[h @htomufc]

A game of football where the best players are the attackers