Jaq

Pre-School dropout || Boston ✈️ South Boston || link in bio

[Jaq @JMacKeen33]

Gonna open a bank in Prague and call it the check republic

[Jaq @JMacKeen33]

Park it anywhere Mr. Valet

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Kidnappers returning the guy they kidnapped cuz he was “kind of a vibe”

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Don’t spoil the news I’m recording it and I’m only caught up to 2007…great time to buy a house if you ask me!

[Jaq @JMacKeen33]

No one:

An ominous horse: the hour is Neigh

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I do not like Bowser from Mario. Real villainous vibe.

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On a plane and the air Marshall has a perm…good thing he’s not the hair Marshall am I right guys??

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*taking off glasses at gender reveal*

Dear god…the baby is French

[WTHR.com @WTHRcom]

WOW! 🇫🇷 Smoke in the colors of the French flag signal the start of the Opening Ceremony for the 2024 Paris Olympics!

PARADE OF NATIONS ORDER: https://t.co/H41CTiEo8g 

(📸: AP/Luca Bruno)

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ESPN just found out about parachutes

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Hey if anyone lost the right boot from their pair of size 12000 bean boots I think I found it

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…no?

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When Americans are born they should get a top hat that gets taller every time they make money

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Hey so why did the guy who made Mount Rushmore do that?

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He just like me fr

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Hey sorry I missed your party, the shareholders needed me

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If I was on the titanic it wouldn’t have gone down like that

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About to tuck into a nice thanksgiving meal ❤️🦃🍁

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The new napoleon movie is good but I thought it was a little short

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@GuyHorsington_ 1,468

[Jaq @JMacKeen33]

Every night I pray that the US government does not find out about the oil under Roku City

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The Wright Brothers would have reconsidered had they known people would use their invention for evil (going to Cleveland)