Part 2 of the cast
McGonagall - war criminal
Harry - shonen protag/ normal sane person
Hagrid - drunk
Snape - straight man to McGonagall and Dumbledore
Voldemort -
Pati twins - hallway shitters
Weasley twins - same as canon
Chudley - chud
Narcissa - fucking Dobby(jk)
Malfoid characters
Malfoid - himedere
Luna - racist conspiracist
Hermione - Jew
Ron - racist mgtow
Dumbledore - house elf abuser, Malfoy x harry shipper
Lucius - long suffering father
Neville - porn addict
Dobby - the raped
Cedric - ANCAP
Cho - *Oriental gibberish*