max

hey relax

[max @JMaxDaly]

Kermit on the streets Ms Piggy in the sheets

[max @JMaxDaly]

if you google a dog breed at it says its "fiercely loyal" that just means its gonna bite ur friends kid

[max @JMaxDaly]

the fuck does dolly parton know abt working a 9-5

[max @JMaxDaly]

Trump keeps saying he has a mandate - kind of gay no?

[max @JMaxDaly]

it's chafing season baybeee

[max @JMaxDaly]

they should make equinox for straight people

[max @JMaxDaly]

drivers seat should be in middle of car duh

[max @JMaxDaly]

In 8th grade i knew eevrything I needed to know

[max @JMaxDaly]

my car is so cheap if it needs a full tank of gas it's totalled

[max @JMaxDaly]

So is there a Queens of Leon?

[max @JMaxDaly]

why you wearing a helmet skydiving

[Marie lastnamé @marieberd]

september 12, 2018. the day the new york post earned, and yet did not receive, a pulitzer prize

[max @JMaxDaly]

Whenever someone's like "my family has been here since 1650" i'm like ok then why are we at the same shitty bar. ur fucking up. shouldnt u be like on the epstein island?

[Sugar Pusher 🍭🧚🏻🎸 @HGWelp]

It's her day now

[max @JMaxDaly]

When is biden going to address this crisis, Americans are getting fleeced

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Heroin street prices per gram:

🇺🇸 USA: $394
🇫🇮 Finland: $297
🇮🇪 Ireland: $237
🇩🇰 Denmark: $142
🇬🇧 UK: $138
🇸🇪 Sweden: $105
🇳🇴 Norway: $102
🇦🇹 Austria: $66
🇪🇸 Spain: $66
🇨🇭 Switzerland: $61
🇱🇺 Luxembourg: $60
🇩🇪 Germany: $55
🇮🇹 Italy: $49
🇫🇷 France: $36
🇳🇱 Netherlands: $31
🇧🇪 Belgium: $27
🇵🇹 Portugal: $25
🇬🇷 Greece: $22

[max @JMaxDaly]

Ok the time to buy titanic submarine tickets is right right now, theyre so cheap. It's like flying to LA during peak covid

[max @JMaxDaly]

@scheiermank Ty!

[max @JMaxDaly]

@scheiermank real

[max @JMaxDaly]

@21stcenturybrat Hard yes

[max @JMaxDaly]

@Jakewestphal1 Eat a bunch of fingerlickin bbq before you get on so you pass out