Jordan McNease

I know I'm gone get got, but I'm gonna get mine more than I get got.

[Jordan McNease @JMcNease66]

Everybody always says, "The early bird gets the worm," but have you ever eaten a worm? Completely overrated. Get your 15 extra minutes fam.

[Jordan McNease @JMcNease66]

@brookemshiver Right? It’s even more fun trolling her every day irl

[Mike Kadlick @mikekadlick]

One of the funniest quotes from ‘The Dynasty’. Matt Cassel on Belichick in the film room:

“One time I don’t see a corner blitz and I get absolutely annihilated.

Belichick comes in and he says, ‘Cassel, can we figure out the corner blitz? Because I don’t wanna have to write your mother a letter that says: Dear Mrs. Cassel, We’re sorry to inform you that your son is dead – because he’s a dumbass and didn’t see the corner blitz.’”

[Will @WillHayes_24]

“DA must stand for Dumb Ass if he thinks I’m taking a knee…fake knee 21 blast on 1!!”

[Tom Aspinall @AspinallMMA]

Final fun fact:
Since stipe last won a fight (Aug ‘20) , I have blown my knee out, went thru the rehab process and had a year off, also had 7 UFC fights, including 4 wins vs top 10 ranked opponents and won the interim title on 2 weeks notice

[Jordan McNease @JMcNease66]

@MatthewBerryTMR Needed a miracle from Jayden Reed, and he came in clutch!

[JPA @jasrifootball]

AJ Brown’s nephew is a savage for this 😂

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Absolutely unreal story in @TheAthletic premium plus instant-inbox about why and how McDaniels got fired

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Full Mack Brown here. Scorched earth.

[Jordan McNease @JMcNease66]

@brookemshiver @zachlanebryan No invite? @warasorley can you believe this?

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

the best walkout song #UFCSingapore

[Macrodosing @MacrodosingPod]

A dude once made a suit of armor just to possibly fight a Grizzly bear and blessed us with this amazing footage

[Jordan McNease @JMcNease66]

@brookemshiver

[Jordan McNease @JMcNease66]

@brookemshiver What does it say?

[Jordan McNease @JMcNease66]

@brookemshiver I ate nearly an entire pan on home made rice crispy treats last night. Just put my weight lifting belt on. It’s a little snug

[Jon Anik @Jon_Anik]

Understand acutely why Colby Covington was the back-up but hard not to feel for @bullyb170! 9-fight unbeaten streak. Hasn't lost in 4-plus years. Just KO'd a previously undefeated fighter. The man deserves his respect and I don't say that b/c he hosts a podcast w/ my twin bro.

[Jordan McNease @JMcNease66]

@brookemshiver I love a fun fact

[Jordan McNease @JMcNease66]

RIP @PFTCommenter

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

DOINK!!!! WHAT A BET @hen_ease

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Doctors may of gone to school for 8 years and know how to save peoples lives but they dont know how to log on to crackstreams and click all the tiny x’s in the exact right order