Dr.warasorley

hey big man lemme hold a dollar

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

Being super smug about the TikTok ban not affecting me because I waste 8 hours on my phone in other superior ways

[Dr.warasorley @warasorley]

Where were you when the world stopped turning? (The 12 hours In 2025 when TikTok was down)

[Dr.warasorley @warasorley]

Influencers: “I went t̵o̵ ̵G̵o̵o̵d̵w̵i̵l̵l̵ thrifting today!✨”

[Dr.warasorley @warasorley]

I respect the police but there’s something about a speed trap that just doesn’t sit right with me 😤

[Dr.warasorley @warasorley]

A doctorate 🫠

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[Dr.warasorley @warasorley]

Baby shoes should only cost like $5 max

[Dr.warasorley @warasorley]

@brookemshiver BYE

[PrEP Easton Ellis @olvrkny]

no story will go unreplied to tonight

[Brooke @brookemshiver]

@warasorley it’s tru

[Rewindz 🌟 @Rewindz_Burner]

@cornski Taylor Swift after Travis Kelce and the Chiefs lose the super bowl

[Dr.warasorley @warasorley]

Me: “Have you thought about cold plunging?”
Jordan: “who are u? Joe Rogan?”

[Dr.warasorley @warasorley]

@brookemshiver I believe in you

[Dr.warasorley @warasorley]

I bet the Stanley marketing team is really giving themselves a pat on the back rn

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

do the pharmacists at CVS know they are allowed to answer the phone

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

dont let anyone pressure you out of ordering chicken tendies, you are valid