JohnLMitchell

Father, Farmer, and Representing the great people of Wisconsin

This is an account for a fictional reenactment for UWM Hist 450, fall 2022. #MitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

No block of mold which isn't made with animal fats has any right to call itself cheese, not only does this hurt our children but it hurts our good, hard working dairy farmers! I am happy to announce the passage of the Filled Cheese Bill #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

So the banks want you to die in Haiti, in Cuba, in the Philippine archipelago, but the banks don’t want you to spend your hard earned paycheck on a nice, ice cold, refreshing glass of Blatz? Seems a little #hypocritical? #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

The banks get rich while our armies march towards an early grave or a limbless existence in the poorhouse? If the autonomy of Hawaii is not respected then we are no better than autocrats! #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

I understand the need for a naval base in the mid-pacific from the strategic point of view, but how will the spartanization of our great nation effect the average American? #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

No person nor animal should be LIED TO about the things they are putting in their body. Dairy charlatans have been cutting their cheeses with sub-par ingredients. #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

This is the high point in my existence. If I ever get recognized for anything, I always tell my children, It will be for my horses. Today I have been elected director of the Northwestern Association of Trotting and Pacing Horse Breeders. Lookit ma beasts. #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

As many people have noted the economy isn't exactly…functioning at the moment. I would just like to assure all depositors with the Marine and Fire Insurance bank that I have insured their holdings with my personal assets. #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

Time and time again the truth of justice is sidelined by hawks and hooligans. Forget finishing the rest of this term, I feel a person of my caliber would be better suited to that of a senator! #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

@WillieBillyM there she is, your new little sister!

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

No prohibitionist, Republican, nor labor radical shall push our children to die in lands both unbeknownst nor cared for by the layman. #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

Both the people of Wisconsin and myself have won a great victory today. I have won the election for Wisconsin’s 4th district, becoming a representative! #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

Both the people of Wisconsin and myself have won a great victory today. I have won the election for Wisconsin’s 4th district, becoming a representative! #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

@WillieBillyM don't worry about them, my boy! You know what they say about people from Chicago

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

Every tree chopped down, every shrub burned to its roots, every nest of critters cleared is another patch of land perfect for growing food. Agriculture is truly the noblest pursuit, I am one with mother nature. #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

Too many books, he says! Not much of a cook, and I am tired of the bloodshed so I think I will retire back to Milwaukee in order to cherish the peaceful, agrarian life. #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

Need my dang bifocals to tweet this. Doc said I can get discharged or continue serving in the invalid corps on account of my worsening eyesight. #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

War is hell. So many compatriots have died. All I can do is stay iron-sighted on my tasks to keep my mind occupied. #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

Instead of getting killed or wounded like I expected, I got a promotion instead! Very smooth. #blessed #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

Today we have reached the outskirts of Murfesboro, TN. General Sill’s got me working the topography of the area. Hopefully the maps I’m providing are saving lives, I spend many sleepless mornings making sure they are as accurate as possible. #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

UPDATE: Nobody’s got Greusel’s number, going over to tell him myself. Wish me luck! #mitchellsMKE

[JohnLMitchell @JMeechMKE]

Uhh, General Sill just got got. Could someone text Colonel Greusel and let him know he’s the boss now? I do not have his number and we are currently in the middle of an assault #mitchellsMKE