JMeisterElf

...the odds are good, but the goods are odd

[JDP @Polo763_]

damn his aura killed Wharton

[NS @NSftbl]

I’ll budge: the reason soccer is so low scoring is not because kicking the ball into the net is very hard (it’s not), it’s that getting the ball to a player in a position where he has a clear shooting angle is extremely hard.

[Gene Grey @EuginhoCortez]

E fit dey steal Diesel with Keg from Aso Rock generator house at this rate

[EB10 @astonvilla___]

Youri Tielemans vs Newcastle

[Kylian's Kompany @someballfacts]

It's because footballing standards have plummeted in the last 20 years.

Example 1: Italy vs France 2006 WC Final
Example 2: Spain vs Portugal 2026 WC Ro16

These centerbacks just genuinely do not know how to defend.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

One of the most interesting career paths ever.

Started at the top, Barcelona, PSG. Fell into a midtable club for years, which declined into a relegation club, and goes to join another (at the time) mediocre, relegation battling club.

Emery came, Villa started to become genuine European place contenders. Digne becomes a starter for the French team, back playing for a top club.

Now he's on the verge of joining the best club in the world. At 33 years old.

A full 360 career arc.

[The Presiding Bishop @Ogidi_Of_Owa]

See the surrounding environment, smh

[©️🗣 @JoshC_mufc2]

Just stumbled into Villa's side of the TL

[utdreport @utdreport]

🥹❤️

[JMeisterElf @JMeisterElf]

My beef with Luckhurst is probably more than a decade on here (he'd blocked me, obviously. There's no journo who I detest more than him, maybe Duncan Castles.

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

LMAO. You can TASTE the bitterness, my word.

Fuming that transfer leaks are a thing of the past. Love it.

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

LMAO. You can TASTE the bitterness, my word.

Fuming that transfer leaks are a thing of the past. Love it.

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Manchester United still plan to add another midfielder following the arrival of Andrey Santos, who was confirmed today on a 5+1 contract, and the impending signing of Youri Tielemans from Aston Villa.

Even with Manuel Ugarte injured, and staying this summer as a result, the plan is to sign one more central midfielder.🔴

[Cephas @Cephas_me]

A top 4 midfielder? You people were crying for 16th placed Anderson 15th placed Tonali, relegated Fernandes, but na Europa league and top 4 Tielemans Una draw the line?
I no wan shepe this month. Make I just dey look rubbish wey una dey do.

[Adroit Cadet @Adroit_Cadet]

Thissss, is a passer.

THIS

This is what Man United have lacked in 15 years …

Don’t care if he’s 19, 29 or 53 years old

This profile is soooo needed vs lower/low-to-mid blocks

Debate it with your dad

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Youri Tielemans move from Aston Villa to Manchester United through £35m release clause in midfielder’s contract. #AVFC had no wish to sell + offered new deal but left with little choice due to mechanism & #MUFC set to proceed on transfer @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/KbWwD1jxov

[AndyMk_83 @AndyMk_83]

To this day, there isn't a single English sports person that has endured anything close to the level of abuse David Beckham suffered after France 98. A white London boy, who's face was put on a dartboard in the papers, hanging effigies & horrendous abuse at every football ground.

[MB @MarwanBelkacem]

Dès qu'il y a un pays africain dans la galère, y'a Hervé Renard qui rapplique.

On dirait l'ONU le tonton.

[Owen Phillips @owenlhjphillips]

me (35) one week after staying with my 27 year old brother in bushwick

[Romlib 🎄 @romlib_]

Norwegians remain the only people in history who were granted infinite money by God and didn't turn out to be complete idiots

[JMeisterElf @JMeisterElf]

"They" lol. Only one of them have been hot and it's definitely not Victoria.

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

They have been consistently hot for decadessssss, omg