JMichaelFeldman

Actor/Writer/Comedian Creator of FAIRY TALE THEATRE: 18 & OVER (@fairytale18over)

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Such a great weekend performing opposite super talented @ArjunGuptaBK in @AmmoTheatre 's inaugural event!! Thanks to everyone who came out!

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I'm a judge in @SpeechlessShow tomorrow night at ACME theatre at 8PM!!! Come on out, it's a HILARIOUS show! @TinaHuang will be judging too!

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Who is going to win it all tomorrow night? Ian Roberts? Debra Wilson?
@joewengert? @mattkirshen? Buy a ticket & see! http://t.co/EZtbkXeFZb

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I'm teaching a directing class for @InkwellTheater! Sign up! Spread the word!! http://t.co/j6z2eJZrxj #directing #lathtr #theatre

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Sesame chicken, beef lo mein, AND chicken chow fun?!?! THANKS SANTA!!!

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Now I finally know what straight people feel like when they watch sports!!!
#BreakingBadBlowsMyMind

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When are they gonna come out with a Shazam that tells you who farted? #innovator

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Some shirtless crazy guy brushing his teeth in a public bathroom just told me I'm cute. #PerfectValentinesDay

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Guys! Not to alarm anyone, but we could be the victim of an 'overheard conversation' assignment for a creative writing class at ANY TIME!

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My dreams of becoming a child star are slowly fading...

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Overheard in LA Fitness locker room shower:
Man 1:"What the fuck!?"
Man 2:"Huh?"
Man 1:"Someone took a shit in here!"
Man 2: "That sucks."

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18 years ago today was my Bar Mitzvah! That means the time between my Bar Mitzvah and who I am today is legal! Sexy!

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Overheard @ Starbucks:
GIRL: The woman from Meet The Fockers has an album?
BARISTA: Um...that's Barbara Streisand.
GIRL: Who?

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"$50 to Spend on a Robot Birthday Party"? Thank you Living Social!

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Just learned my txts haven't been going through. Now I'll never know if my SoYouThinkYouCanDance votes have been counted #LettingAmericaDown

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Super stoked to see Yellow Alex and the Feelings perform tonight at Townhouse! #crazyawesomeLAbands

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Out of wine and ice cream. Crown Royal and coconut shavings will have to do. Friday came early this week!

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wants to know when @markcirilloacts first fell under his spell.