Michael Rachlis

I used to have an inner-monologue. Now I have this twitter feed.

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

@Terminix Ive had mice at my home for the past 6 weeks despite 3 visits from Terminix. In order to get the technician back I have to call at least twice because the branch never responds in 2 business days like they promise. I have no direct line to the branch—very frustrating.

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

@sullyhasthots I have tried this and… it did not work :-(((

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

We must teach our kids to practice self-canceling.

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

@popLOCKEdropit @sullyhasthots Do you worst! I barely know what’s happening right now!

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

@sullyhasthots Savage!

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

The 2nd Millennium is legal but... is he into me!? 🤞🎉
#2018 #HappyNewYear #FeldmanIsOkWithThis https://t.co/jkFrqbaiiO

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

thesampancake's photo https://t.co/QXePcvB8Nh

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

Haman is president of the United States - Happy Purim!

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

@iamandymcdonald @HuffPostComedy i think your readership can relate... https://t.co/KYVetAR1K0

[My Favorite Things @MyFavThingsPod]

Ep. 55 is up! This week, @MichaelRachlis talks #Pride, #Orlando, coming out and much more with me. Happy Friday! https://t.co/ToNoMmHp7r

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

Idea for #GoldenGlobes / #Emmys: it's called "Holy Shit is Judith Light Naked in a Bathtub?!!!"

JL is this year's sole nominee & she wins.

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

Hope the US FDA is taking notes... Argentina Lifts Gay Blood Donation Ban http://t.co/ivuanTnLuA

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Top Story: http://t.co/fVszkLLWo0

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

@PuddlesPityP is one of the most beautiful, joy-filled shows you'll see at @edfringe - see it if you can!

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

As bad as @FATJEW is, it's pretty exciting to see rekindled interest in non-thieving Jew-based comedy #AtLeastJewsAreTrendingAgain #Right?!

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

Candid Camera Lakeside Beauties @tinahuang @jmichaelfeldman #TonAnnie #LakeTahoe #WeekendWedding #SHRED

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

"All right, I'm finished! it's technically long enough to be a movie!" --#MagicMikeXXL screenwriter completing the final draft of the script

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

On June 26th 2011, I went out dancing to a club called Cherry Pop and was aggressively pursued by a… https://t.co/8wKcIc7sjw

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

I'm actually terrible at Geometry... 10 yrs living in Mathface & enough is enough! #RachelDolezal #BadwithShapes #transracial #transspatial

[Michael Rachlis @MichaelRachlis]

When I was little, my family used to fawn over my cute button nose.
...I guess nothing lasts forever. #Fbf