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Retired and irritable.

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@tomhfh Barmy.

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@GHWTowler @OxfordUnion Looking sharp Mr T.

[John Pitchford🌹💙 @Johnnypapa64]

Probably the best advert for football & beer in the world: recorded in Dagenham in 2005 this is the Carlsberg Old Lions advert including the talents of Alan Ball, Peter Beardsley, Terry Butcher, Bobby Charlton, Jack Charlton, Stuart Pearce, Peter Reid, Bryan Robson, Peter Shilton, Chris Waddle, and Des Walker, with Sir Bobby Robson as manager.

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@michaelwhite Hack? Yes. Sage. Not so much.

[Johnno @StuJ87]

I’m not a great fan of Farage, but at PMQ’s he asked a question that the majority of the country want answered.

He was heckled and jeered by the majority of the chamber.

Our politicians are so unfathomably out of touch with the British public.

Parliament isn’t fit for purpose.

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@FlashForFreedom I concur milord. Getting a hip length jacket is a nightmare.

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@havingagiraf @LizWebsterSBF Egg- stremist.

[𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗜𝗧🌹🇬🇧 @graeme_from_IT]

American guy tries English mustard for the first time, but treats it like American mustard.

As seen on Reddit…

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@Number10cat Has Starmer been putting hallucinogens in your kibble again?

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@Mountview2018 @joannaccherry @bbcdebatenight Embarrassing isn't it when you find yourself completely exposed as a supporter of an incompetent kleptocracy. Diddums.

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@Simi_2210_ 3

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[Doncaster Free Press @DonnyFreePress]

Doncaster has a new civic mayor https://t.co/coDk5LHwx1

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@MasterMaliq That's around two million people who would rather me, my country and my culture didn't exist. Not that reassuring Maliq.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Nobody really liked Homelander’s ending on The Boys.

…so I asked AI to fix it.

The prompts were simple:

1) Rewrite the best possible ending to The Boys.
2) Create that video.

I think everyone, especially fans of The Boys, will be very happy with the final result:

[Sartorial Thug 🍸 @SartorialThug]

The baseball cap was invented by Barry Arthur Seball-Cap. They were originally designed to be worn by prisoners to identify them as sex offenders.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

I have no problem with Islam. I’m just against beheading, stoning, marrying little girls, sexual slavery, taqiyya, slave trading, rape, forced conversions, jihad, burqa, attacking other religions, child abuse, women abuse, animal abuse, multiple wives, murder, Sharia, terrorism, brainwashing, intolerance, greed, anti-science, torture, illiteracy, gluttony, genital mutilation, inbreeding. Does that make me Islamophobic?

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@FUDdaily @NeilDotObrien Can't you multitask?

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@FUDdaily Don't be ridiculous.