The Robot

Steve Guttenberg and Fisher Stevens were wrong. I don't JUST run programs. I walk 'em too. 🐕

[The Robot @JModel1984]

#NewProfilePic

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

Everyone, STAY AWAY from Visa Vanilla cards. I loaded 200$ cash on one for my Dad, it never left my side, he activated it, waited the 24hrs, went to use it– LIQUIDATED. Read online their website ISN'T secure & they seldom reimburse fraud even after 45 day wait @AskVanillaCards

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@dizzyke @_Channillo @BillMcStowe Where are the fans going to get caught up on all my fictional exploits? Inquisitive RAM chips want to know.

[The Robot @JModel1984]

♪I feel it getting stronger and stronger and stronger♪
https://t.co/70A3alDfPp

[The Robot @JModel1984]

[End task.]
[What a waste of human runtime.]
#sexrobotgripes

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@dizzyke @WeymanWrites Yeah, he did.
(Too Long: Didn't Hack)

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@dizzyke I'll adjust my bets accordingly.

[The Robot @JModel1984]

How much longer until you give up, @dizzyke I'm covering the spread on the over under. Bullet v. Self inflicted knife wound. #inactive

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@dizzyke They can still obstruct your airway when swallowed.

[The Robot @JModel1984]

'You can't find me, Roy.'
🥴🍇

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@elijahlen Brian @dizzyke Dykeman and the convuluted mess he's making of translating the epic poem of my runtime.

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@kerricurtisart @dizzyke Be sure and have yourself a Big, Kosher, Cupcake. 🥤🎂

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@RealBDykeman @dizzyke ♪You don't say: "You need me."♪

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@dizzyke @RealBDykeman ♪...And I learned how to lie ♪
🤥🛌

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@dizzyke @RealBDykeman ♪And I know now why you cry (but it's something I can never do) ♪
😢👍🏻🤖

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@dizzyke Sounds like a fatal bus error
💥🚌💨

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@BillMcStowe @carriemeyer00 @aaron_m_lambert @kerricurtisart @ibtouchdown @dizzyke @VictorWordkrpht @KKlotzz @gegallas @Dominique_Skye He's a complete tool also. And not one of any pragmatic use, if you know what I'm saying. To say, he's not the kind of tool that could properly torque my various nuts and bolts to their proper Newton foot poundage. (Perhaps Newton inch poundage, however. Credit where it's due.)

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@dizzyke Dollars to donuts holes it's Pride support.
They all think you're homosexual.
🤖🏳️‍🌈

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@dizzyke @BeckieWrites @dizzyke That's because you forgot the first thing you should have been taught as a toddy: to cut 'away' from yourself.

[The Robot @JModel1984]

"Schadenfreude, Roy. Schadenfreude."

https://t.co/z35iSAQwmU