Real Brian Dykeman

I'm an actor too. The real Brian Dykeman though, not the real @BrianDykeman. Sassy Molassy

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

Everyone, STAY AWAY from Visa Vanilla cards. I loaded 200$ cash on one for my Dad, it never left my side, he activated it, waited the 24hrs, went to use it– LIQUIDATED. Read online their website ISN'T secure & they seldom reimburse fraud even after 45 day wait @AskVanillaCards

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

@dizzyke @_Channillo @BillMcStowe Lest the readers forget I'm the @RealBDykeman, @BrianDykeman

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

♪Doot do-doot-do, Doot do-doot-do
Doot do-doot-do, Doot do-doot-do
Doot do-doot-do, Doot do-doot-do
Doot do-doot-do, Doot do-doot-do
Does anyone care?♪

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

♪I'll never get ov-er you
Getting ov-er meeee ♪

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

♪ Oh, give me just a smile
Before I fade to silver
Silver blue for you
(I wrap my arms around your naked shoulder) ♪

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

♪I'll never get ov-er you
Getting ov-er meeee ♪

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

@dizzyke @JModel1984 ♪You don't bring me flowers... Anymore ♪ 🚫💐💎

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

@JModel1984 @dizzyke

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

@dizzyke @JModel1984 ♪Baby, I remember
All the things you taught me ♪
💭🎓

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

Several new additions have rolled out, slowly but surely, as the whole thing INCHES toward its semi-epic/ anti-climactic/clash-of-a-conclusion. (Only one of those may be true)

https://t.co/YvHOXQk7zI

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

You may be the 'Realist,' but I'm the 'Realest.'

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

Imposter Syndrome! 😩
Which Brian Dykeman will you decided is the 'so-called' realist?

https://t.co/4aV9vUWklP

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

That's not even accurate, @JModel1984

I like fruit pies.
Cream pie's are too messy-mahguessy.

#wrapped #banana 🍌💦 https://t.co/dL1E6MEe5U

[The Robot @JModel1984]

Yeah... a real Phuck-Boy, as Merriam-Meringue Webster likes to define the likes of you, @RealBDykeman 🍰
Chow down you girthy bastard. https://t.co/YFNwTABiTM

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

No I'm not! I'm a real boy. https://t.co/3iMBmDt4c2

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

My Snap Story is blowing up today!
@dizzyke 👻📖

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

In this week's 'Gussied Guises' heaping helping of #BigKosherDinner: if the robot isn't going over the finer points of process welding preferences, we're wading into the weeds of what might otherwise be considered 'Toilet Law.'
https://t.co/XPHIdSV4cO
🤖👨🏻‍🏭/🚽⚖️👨🏾‍⚖️

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

@BillMcStowe @JModel1984 Fucking Service Pack 2. ✨🤖💥

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

I remove the bead so I can implement knots of varying size and variety. #ringbolt #hitch https://t.co/RPAwTUSPew

[The Robot @JModel1984]

@BillMcStowe You can't be the only individual wearing a thong @BillMcStowe. My scans indicate @RealBDykeman employs the pat pend. 'Cocksling.'
(The adjustable retention bead that's inserted into the anus most assuredly his reason for wear.)

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

Already so much milage on this commerical I was a part of. #actorslife #Commercial https://t.co/krW7FjvRau

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

@WarriorBlood77 @dizzyke @fox12oregon @KGWNews @OptionModels I think he was riffing on #nohomo @WarriorBlood77

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

@JModel1984 @WarriorBlood77 @dizzyke @fox12oregon @KGWNews @OptionModels @JModel1984 It was water weight!🐃💦

[Real Brian Dykeman @RealBDykeman]

Check me out, @RealBDykeman @dizzyke on the local #pdx #television

https://t.co/TgWxVveOnK

@fox12oregon @kgwnews #commercial #actorslife #triple #pane #windows @OptionModels

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

New #CarceratedGrammar series entries! Catch up on correspondence between me & the real @BrianDykeman (not @RealBDykeman) before the growing rift... 'drives' them apart
⛳️˚➰💥🏌🏻@_Channillo #Sports #stamps #f4f

https://t.co/4aV9vUWklP

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