Jay Mojoh 🇰🇪

Say No to mental slavery 🌲🌿🐏

[Jay Mojoh 🇰🇪 @JMojoh]

Modern day oppression. Learn to resist

[Zunaira Ai @ZunairaAi]

STOP STARTING YOUR EMAILS WITH:

“I HOPE YOU’RE DOING WELL.”

IT’S CORRECT. IT’S POLITE. AND IT’S ALSO ONE OF THE MOST FORGETTABLE OPENINGS THERE IS.

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO REPLY, DON’T START LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

START WITH INTENTION.

HERE ARE 10 ALTERNATIVES: 👇

[Solayne✨ @Solayne_x]

Everyone needs an uncle Phil in their lives

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Edwin Sifuna cooking Gladys Wanga over SHA which is not working.

I have never seen her this humble.

[Turner🥲 @HKebeya]

Worldcup is starting tomorrow.
Grab yourself this apps for streaming.
1. Cricfy
2. Youcine
3. Sportzfy

[Wisdom @paris_wisdom]

After Argentina last night,I have watched 43 out of the 48 teams playing in the tournament friendlies.

From what I am seeing pre friendly, I can now rank my top 5 teams. I also have an idea about the worse 5 stylistically.

Too 5 to win it ( the winner will come out of the 5).

1. England
2. France
3. Belgium
4. Germany
5. Portugal.

This could be a tournament where there could be a new winner. A 9th team. If there was to be, I believe it'll be Belgium or Portugal. I also strongly believe the winner will come from Europe.

The worse 5 stylistically are:

1. New Zealand
2. Curacao
3. Jordan
4. Paraguay
5. Ghana.

The 5 that many have truly tipped to have great tournaments but I expect to disappoint:

1. Japan
2. Spain
3. Netherland
4. Brazil
5. Croatia.

The top 3 that could genuinely turn up and shock the tournament:

1. Turkiye
2. Morocco
3. Norway.

We see.

[Milley Michael @MilleyMich39119]

As a man you need a wife like this when you are struggling

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Don't f*cking quit, bro. Life can go from 0 to 100 really quick.

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

People raised on love will do anything for you. People raised on survival will do anything to you.
Know the difference.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Few months after you get the job that’s when you know that the person who interviewed you is not all that 😂😂

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Highly recommend letting people know you're capable of madness from time to time. Especially if you're a quiet, soft spoken person. Disrespect sometimes needs to be met with disrespect.. let mfers know you can go from 0-100 real quick.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

If your neighbor’s kids don’t respect or greet you, the neighbor 100% speaks bad about you to the kids.

Kids are sponges.

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

The fact that no matter how smart you are, you cannot escape the stupidity of your society, is one thing that deeply pains me.

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

Sijui kama nyinyi mmenote lakini hizi HOWO mpya zimetokea za waChinese ziko strong ata kuliko Shacman, FAW na Isuzu

[4Real @4Real_KE]

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[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Kuna UCHOKOZI, KAUCHOKOZI na KIUCHOKOZI.

I don't know what to call this

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

A rapist goes to heaven because they repented and the victim goes to hell because they couldn't forgive,make it make sense

[Global Pulse @Globalstats_77]

COUNTRIES WITH THEIR FOUNDING FATHERS

01 🇺🇸 USA — George Washington
02 🇬🇧 UK — Alfred the Great
03 🇫🇷 France — Charles de Gaulle
04 🇩🇪 Germany — Otto von Bismarck
05 🇮🇳 India — Mahatma Gandhi
06 🇨🇳 China — Sun Yat-sen
07 🇷🇺 Russia — Peter the Great
08 🇯🇵 Japan — Emperor Jimmu
09 🇮🇹 Italy — Giuseppe Garibaldi
10 🇪🇬 Egypt — Gamal Abdel Nasser
11 🇵🇰 Pakistan — Muhammad Ali Jinnah
12 🇹🇷 Türkiye — Mustafa Kemal Atatürk
13 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia — Ibn Saud
14 🇦🇪 UAE — Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan
15 🇮🇷 Iran — Cyrus the Great
16 🇬🇷 Greece — Theodoros Kolokotronis
17 🇮🇩 Indonesia — Sukarno
18 🇲🇾 Malaysia — Tunku Abdul Rahman
19 🇰🇷 South Korea — Syngman Rhee
20 🇰🇵 North Korea — Kim Il Sung
21 🇧🇩 Bangladesh — Sheikh Mujibur Rahman
22 🇸🇬 Singapore — Lee Kuan Yew
23 🇹🇭 Thailand — Ramkhamhaeng the Great
24 🇵🇭 Philippines — José Rizal
25 🇻🇳 Vietnam — Ho Chi Minh
26 🇧🇷 Brazil — Dom Pedro I
27 🇦🇷 Argentina — José de San Martín
28 🇲🇽 Mexico — Miguel Hidalgo
29 🇨🇴 Colombia — Simón Bolívar
30 🇻🇪 Venezuela — Simón Bolívar
31 🇪🇸 Spain — Ferdinand II of Aragon
32 🇵🇹 Portugal — Afonso I
33 🇳🇱 Netherlands — William the Silent
34 🇧🇪 Belgium — Leopold I
35 🇨🇭 Switzerland — William Tell
36 🇸🇪 Sweden — Gustav I Vasa
37 🇳🇴 Norway — Harald Fairhair
38 🇩🇰 Denmark — Gorm the Old
39 🇫🇮 Finland — C. G. E. Mannerheim
40 🇵🇱 Poland — Józef Piłsudski
41 🇺🇦 Ukraine — Mykhailo Hrushevsky
42 🇮🇶 Iraq — Faisal I
43 🇮🇱 Israel — David Ben-Gurion
44 🇳🇬 Nigeria — Nnamdi Azikiwe
45 🇪🇹 Ethiopia — Menelik II
46 🇰🇪 Kenya — Jomo Kenyatta
47 🇬🇭 Ghana — Kwame Nkrumah
48 🇦🇺 Australia — Henry Parkes
49 🇨🇦 Canada — John A. Macdonald
50 🇳🇿 New Zealand — William Hobson

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

Peter Mbiyu Koinange - a grandfather of Jeff Koinange accumulated massive wealth - prime land, including an acre in Nairobi’s CBD now worth KES 3 billion, plus shares in blue-chip companies. Yet he was extremely frugal, even toward himself.

He famously said he didn’t understand owning more than one pair of shoes when you only have one pair of feet😂😂. On rare days off, he drove his only old Mercedes with worn tyres and a faded exterior. His largest known donation at a fundraiser was just KES 1,000, sent through proxies.

Despite his wealth, he never wrote a will, apparently fearing his children would take his property. He was also an absent father - his children’s weddings were postponed multiple times because he couldn’t attend. He gave his brother power of attorney over his finances but restricted spending to school fees and medical bills only, forbidding “silly luxuries.”

When his son asked for a loan to start a business, Koinange refused and told him to join a savings cooperative with his peers instead. What a man!!!

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

Whoever came up with the phrase cheap is expensive certainly never fueled at Astrol Petrol Station.

1. It is 100% Kenyan, founded in 2000 by the late Thayu Kamal Kabugi and is now run by the son, James Mwangi.
2. They not only own the land their stations are built on to cut costs but also manage their stations directly rather than franchising.
3. Their fuel contains a high 91 PON rating, which is higher than the premium fuels around, including V-Power.
4. They are not only 2 - 7 shillings cheaper but also never hoard fuel whenever there are shortages.

We don’t appreciate such companies enough

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Something I was taught about cross examination, never ask a question you do not already have the answer to. Never put anything to a witness. Ask closed ended questions that require only a yes or no answer. If the witness wishes to clarify anything, they can do so in reexam.