Josephine Carmella

Sometimes I am funny. Sometimes I am wise. Usually I am tired and hungry

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

@carlypearce, @kanebrown, @Jason_Aldean 11th birthday shout out for Olivia Heinz at Blossom Friday? It’s her first concert and picked bringing a friend to see you over a birthday party! Proud of her musical taste!

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

Thank you!

[Bridget E @bridgeteve22]

Happy 11th Birthday, Olivia!!

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

@carlypearce, @kanebrown, @Jason_Aldean 11th birthday shout out for Olivia Heinz at Blossom Friday? It’s her first concert and picked bringing a friend to see you over a birthday party! Proud of her musical taste!

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

Breaking news: @griffin press conference= finally she produces something funny!

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

@Target. Worst #customerservice Contacting the @BBBTriCounties and the @attorneygeneral @mikedewine8.

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

@AskTarget Dan asked me via Facebook to email [email protected] with my information. Thank you

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

@Target thanks 4 shipping to the wrong store and then refusing to refund me bc I am not driving 3 hrs 2 get it. #customerservice

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Dear every kid,

No one cares about your handstand in the shallow end.

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

Holy pride! amazing parade! #Cavs #ClevelandPride

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

#TWD is so unrealistic. I've never once seen a character swat a fly. With all that carnage, flies would be everywhere.

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

(Accidentally taps iPhone) all apps are deleted.
(Wants to delete app) ten days strong. All apps active

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

Why is there a pine cone on the table? Why is there a spoon in the bathroom? #LifeWithChildren

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

Life with a teenager: music is as bad and as loud as a club. You are sober and a drunk person is trying to fight you.

[Emily Faye @mlefaye]

I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without consent.

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

I REFUSE TO BUY COASTERS- IT'S 2016 WHY ARE CUPS STILL SWEATING

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

My 7 y/o might be late to her friend's pool party bc she has a massage #thestruggleisreal #firstworldproblems

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

School year- I own three kids who have shit to do.
#Summer there are 8 aimless kids sleeping in my flop flop house.
🖕🏻#SummerBreak

[Reductress @Reductress]

Why Jane Austen Is My Favorite Content Creator: https://t.co/tpoxLWL4Ff

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

@soanxiousnow @TupperwareWW together we may have a full set!!

[Josephine Carmella @JMonyak1]

Half of my @TupperwareWW because the lids ran away 😩 #ThingsOfNoUseToMe