Jimmy Mootzarella

Artist, Husband, Dad of 3, owner of Lost Dog Art & Frame Co., Outdoor enthusiest, pizza lover and fun loving dude.

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@JomboyMedia This is a new reality TV show

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If you buy 69 pieces of the #TrumpTradingCards he’ll let you grab Melania by the pussy.

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@meridithmcgraw If i buy 69 of these do i get to grab the pussy?

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@elonmusk @Liz_Wheeler What about a new country, can you build a new one of those since this one isn’t t working out too well?

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@stoolpresidente So long Charles Barkley

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@atotalposer In 3 a days, none of that will have ever happened

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@JoeListComedy Your all forgetting Scientology commandment 4: though shall smack someone if they diss your wife.

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@JoeListComedy I think it was staged but then Will took it a step too far by screaming the F word. That slap and the few seconds after it, looked like a scripted bit.

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Chris Rock better come out and kick bitch ass @WillSmith in the nuts during his acceptance speech.

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@jimcramer So do we let every country that’s not worth it, or “expendable” as you put it about Ukraine, be taken over by a stronger country? Where does that stop Jim? It only emboldens power hungry dictators like Putin if the west let’s this go on.

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@jdharm your going to the super bowl! Congrats dude. Howard’s def gonna send you!

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People who are happy that the new variant is keeping from going back to the office can’t complain about the people not going to work to collect that extra 300 stimmy bonus. Y’all the same assholes.

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@BillSelznick @MichaelRapaport @iamrapaport It aged well

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@NorthmanTrader What are the odds Bezos 1ups Sir Richard by changing his launch date to be first?

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@therecount @NYCMayor He’s so much better when in “I ain’t getting another term so fuck it” mode

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@BJHeal Getting jabbed your Wednesday. U on the list yet?

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@chamath 24 hour applies

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@TheRoaringKitty Tomorrow you shall feast on tendies at DC’s finest establishment the Roaming Rooster.

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@merlin_waters @ToddRFoley @PGATOUR Your right, Looks like we’re both using our time wrong bro. ✌️

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@PaineRPC @PGATOUR Compare the offense to something in a real sport like basketball, baseball, football, hockey, soccer, wrestling, track, snowboarding, skateboarding, swimming, or even tennis so I can understand how big his golf sin was.

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@PaineRPC @PGATOUR I get it, it’s “the way”, but twitter definitely exaggerates importance of it.