Jonathan Mueller

Working in the environmental field. I also write jokes. Proud UMN alumn.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Who wants to spend their Sunday with us?

Repost for your chance to win a pair of tickets to #GBvsMIN and a pair of postgame field passes for the @natesmithsongs concert!

🎫: @MillerLite

[𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭™ @hawkeyeinmd]

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump: ‘These Criminals Are Coming Into This Country From Wisconsin’

[Minnesota Cross Country, Track & Field @GopherCCTF]

Matthew Wilkinson comes in at 5th in the 3000m steeplechase final with a time of 8:36.12. A second-straight First Team All-American honor to cap off another incredible season! 👏

#SkiUMah

[Minnesota Cross Country, Track & Field @GopherCCTF]

MADE IT LOOK EASY‼️

Matthew Wilkinson is headed back to the NCAA Championships with an auto qualifying spot! He dropped a SILKY 8:26.33 😎 #ncaaTF

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

@NCAATrackField @USTFCCCA @TexasTFXC @BYUTFXC @GatorsTF @TexasTechTF @LSUTrackField *Outdoor

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

@theclassiccrime New Noise is amazing!

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

@GopherCCTF @NCAATrackField @bigten Dude put on a clinic in pacing! Consistent 67s/68s and closed in 64.

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

@GopherCCTF Meet record is 8:36. I think he goes 8:35.

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

@legallyteal

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Lobster

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

@newgenerationtf patiently waiting for a new edition of the magazine to drop

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

@legallyteal Bye

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

getting banned from twitter for sharing real-time updates on Santa Claus’s flight path from NORAD

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

Are we in a bull or bear market @legallyteal

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

Investing all my money in @legallyteal stock

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

Gas update: I’m almost 30 and digesting dairy is getting harder by the day.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Gas Update:

The national average price of a gallon of gas is now under $3.50 for the first time since February. This continued decline in prices is adding up to real savings for American families.

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

@GopherCCTF @shelby_frank @NCAATrackField @bigten Matt Wilkinson will finish top 5 in the NCAA in steeple, Kion Benjamin will make NCAAs, and Kostas Zaltos finishes top 3 in NCAAs.

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

@GopherCCTF Very impressive for such a young team!

[Brian Simpson @bscomedian]

don't know ANYTHING about his politics, but the CEO of Arizona Iced Tea has kept then 23oz cans 99 cent through 2 recessions. I'll vote for him if he runs

[Jonathan Mueller @JMueller672]

I only watch and read @newgenerationtf after a run. I’ve had a sprained ankle for the past week and a half and it’s real tempting to hobble around the block so I can watch their nuttycombe coverage.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

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