CERN Destroyed My Universe

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[CERN Destroyed My Universe @JNPFKane]

On 19 September 2008, the LHC "successfully" fired, destroying my Universe almost completely. The consciousness of a small fraction of the population survived to overwrite some here, the only Universe with a Magnet Quench Incident. Yes, hallelujah, we're in the Dumb Universe.

[CERN Destroyed My Universe @JNPFKane]

Do not be fooled.
Marco Rubio will not send abroad to just anyone.

[CERN Destroyed My Universe @JNPFKane]

https://t.co/EAohI8Sl5Z

[CERN Destroyed My Universe @JNPFKane]

Three is a magic number.
#MyXAnniversary

[CERN Destroyed My Universe @JNPFKane]

He prefers to go by Kwayne.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

✅ CONFIRMED

Markwayne Mullin has officially been confirmed by the Senate as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. 🇺🇸

[CERN Destroyed My Universe @JNPFKane]

@WhiteHouse Sounds like a plan.

[Independent American Exceptionalist 🇺🇸 @IExceptionalist]

@BryceMLipscomb @CaseyPutsch Only con artists & marks use the word, “isolationist.”

[CERN Destroyed My Universe @JNPFKane]

Why did the woke right get custody of the conspiracy theorists in the divorce?

[Driskoll Xun @DriskollXun]

China cannot even get measuring tape right.
How do they think they can do nuclear anything.

[CERN Destroyed My Universe @JNPFKane]

https://t.co/DmkF74VCcj

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@LauraLoomer @SecWar Don’t worry.
I think Pete noticed.

[CERN Destroyed My Universe @JNPFKane]

@LauraLoomer There might be a plan.

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Why did the woke right get custody of the conspiracy theorists in the divorce?

[CERN Destroyed My Universe @JNPFKane]

Pure comedy.

[NEWSMAX @NEWSMAX]

On Friday's "Finnerty," Harvard professor Dr. Avi Loeb and Congressman Tim Burchett joined to talk about a massive object heading towards Earth. https://t.co/BmWhTjjCq3

[Good Little Consumer @goodconsumer]

@JDVance The algorithm is definitely messing with you if you are seeing National Review in your feed.
Maybe ask Elon to reset your account.

[CERN Destroyed My Universe @JNPFKane]

@AZ_Intel_ Is it really Motel 9?

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@BGatesIsaPyscho You are hilarious.

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@PeterSweden7 @elonmusk You’re catching on.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho What’s wrong with her face?