Jakob Graydon

and it is what it is till it aint

[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

I could never be a morning person because it's really hard to find an open taco truck before 10 am

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Ok @thesunnewspaper , this is the only way I could say this to you!!! FUCK YOU....AND yo baggy ass condom

[CHEEZ-IT @cheezit]

@JNidever Great question, Jakob. The 4 Italian cheeses featured are: Mozzarella, Asiago, Romano & Parmesan. There is also Monterrey Jack, but it is not counted as part of the Italian 4 cheeses because it is a mild cheese meant to be a background cheese to help boost the overall cheesiness.

[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

@cheezit Nice

[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

@cheezit why do the Italian 4 cheese cheez-it’s actually have 6 cheeses in them?

[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

I want the job of being the bad example for infomercials

[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

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[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

The whole meme culture is really downplaying the fact that you could actually die at any time from an Iranian nuke.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I was right about Vietnam.

I was right about Iraq.

I will do everything in my power to prevent a war with Iran.

I apologize to no one.

[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

Can I still be drafted if I get convicted of a felony? Asking for a friend

[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

@ThaBestEvaa_ Is it gay to get your dick sucked?

[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

Love watching the Texans whoop the patriots

[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

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[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

Some dude is standing outside my apartment with a speaker playing murder on my mind on repeat. Should I be scared?

[𝕱𝖚𝖈𝖐 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕻𝖚𝖙𝖔 @fullcrclV]

Never forget that Gary Webb committed suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of his skull after he published proof of the CIAs involvment in distributing metirc tons of crack cocaine into South Central LA.

[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

Who the fuck keeps playing jimmy eat world in this divey ass bar!?

[Weed Thoughts💭🍁 @weedthotss]

we can’t let this video die

[Jakob Graydon @JNidever]

@StreichGabe Of course it would be. You have to have a couple at the airport