Jeff O'Brien

Writer/ Author/ Stand-up Com/ Terrible drawer/ self-publisher. Political party: Common Sense.

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@rebellenyelle Appreciate that👊....

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Being a Habs fan currently in a Toronto bar... ‘silently’ letting out a fuck ya when the bruins scored was not on my 2024 bingo card...

What a world.

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@bradrideout @PearlJam @O11Owy Very cool! I thought you looked familiar 😊...we experienced something very special! What a night!

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On the floor...20 feet away, about to see @PearlJam ...I don’t have a bucket list. Cause lists are for mature adults. But, this would be up there! @O11Owy

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Excited to see these Glorious B’s the next two nights! Can’t wait...

[The Watchmen @Watchmenmusic]

See you at @LeesPalaceTO this weekend. Doors - 8:30 pm
Support - 9:15pm
The Watchmen - 10:15pm

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@HabsScott The 81st best candidate and 211th best candidate for the job....oh boy, another decade of being mediocre or garbage.

No other team does this type of hiring practice. Wonder why?

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@TonyMarinaro I’m excited about them picking the 37th most qualified person for the job...

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Even when bacon says it’s on sale...it’s not on sale.

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After not being on stage for 4 years...the feeling of wanting to puke is enjoyable!

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@ThatEricAlper Stay seated.

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A Quebec man has been charged after border agents find $14 million worth of cocaine in a commercial truck.

And on a unrelated note...my weekend house party has been cancelled.

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@TheKyleLucey @MikeWardca worth checking out this dude....

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HOLY FUCK! STANLEY CUP FINALS!

#GoHabsGo #StanleyCup

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The entire staff @hockeynight @TSN_Sports @Sportsnet staff right now...

#GoHabsGo #HabsvsLeafs #Habs #Choke

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It’s baffling that there are people out there who won’t get a vaccine, but will drink Mountain Dew.

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I am going digital motha funkas!

Here is my first short....

I’ll get better, enjoy!

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@lowfive_ Thanks buddy...

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I lost my dog last week. It’s so sad...but, what makes me smile right now.

Up to the very last moment of his life. He still believed me when I said, ‘I am going to bite your face off,’

11 1/2 wonderful years...I never did.

Rest In Peace Kato.

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It’s been 3 weeks since my girlfriend and I have broken up.

Not once have I logged into her Netflix account.

I guess I do know boundaries.

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I miss putting syrup on things.