Met a billionaire for breakfast
I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk
He ordered a 32 egg omelette
I gasped
The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal
He paid with his Amex Black Platinum Gold Medallion Card
I asked why he got such an expensive meal
"Don't worry, I always get my money's worth," he said, chuckling.
He then went to the restroom and completely destroyed the plumbing.
The business had to pay $2,700 to get the problem fixed
Guess who owns the plumbing company right next door...
Billionaires operate on a different level