Joan

[Joan @JOPF83]

@KellyScaletta And make the voter ID easy and free to get.

[Joan @JOPF83]

@BenjaminPDixon @thehill Thank you!

[BDKLa88 @BDKLa88]

@atrupar This total moron will never understand that “political asylum” is not the same as “mental asylum”
@realDonaldTrump is a fucking idiot

[Joan @JOPF83]

@MEPFuller My friend, in her 70’s with MS, has to go without her medicine because she can’t afford the copays. No compassion for her.

[Joan @JOPF83]

@CalltoActivism OMG did he just tie it in a knot?

[Joan @JOPF83]

@atrupar Thanks Aaron!

[Joan @JOPF83]

@covie_93 Frumpy is going to be so pissed

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Longing for the day we will have someone who possesses this level of character, intellect, wisdom, values, and decency as our president. President Obama will always be the best of us.

[Joan @JOPF83]

@atrupar Yeah, what’s with the gasping for breath? We all just pretend it’s normal?

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Dear @MSNOWNews

Don’t waste time covering Trumps latest fake deal, we want a live cam on the giant storm coming to shit on Trump’s taxpayer financed party.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

BREAKING: Iranian state media, via Reuters, says the draft memorandum with Washington commits the United States to lifting sanctions and withdrawing its forces from the vicinity of Iran. The White House calls it a fabrication, then confirms most of the substance itself.

Stay with me here, because the sequence of events deserves to be written down slowly.

In 2018, Donald Trump tore up the Iran nuclear deal. The worst deal ever made, he said. Obama had shipped Iran's enriched uranium out of the country and put inspectors inside its facilities, and this, apparently, was weakness.

In February 2026, Trump went further. The opening strike was pure Caracas swagger, a decapitation operation that actually killed Iran's supreme leader on day one. Regime change, he and Netanyahu announced, urging Iranians into the streets. The regime did not change. It promoted the dead man's son and kept shooting.

Here is the detail historians will struggle with: according to Oman's foreign minister, who was mediating, Iran had already agreed to demands on dismantling its nuclear program before the bombs fell. There was a deal on the table. They bombed it.

Then came three months in which the most expensive military on earth could neither win nor leave. Trump has declared peace at hand so many times the announcements have lost exchange value. A deal largely negotiated. A breakthrough within hours. Strikes described, in his own words, as a little friendly nudge.

Meanwhile Kuwait accidentally shot down three American F-15s, an American missile destroyed a girls' school and killed at least 168 people, mostly children, which the president first blamed on Iran until the Pentagon's own investigation pointed home. Thirteen American soldiers came back in coffins.

And while Washington flailed, your life got more expensive. The Hormuz closure is the largest supply disruption in the history of the oil market. Inflation is climbing on every continent, rate cuts are dead, and the IMF is gaming out a global recession. The entire planet is paying interest on one man's temper.

Now the ending. The deal taking shape gives Iran sanctions relief, frozen billions and an American withdrawal from the neighborhood, while the uranium stays in Iran, under a mountain, fate to be discussed later. Which means the United States fought a fifteen-week war, at biblical expense, to arrive at a worse version of the agreement its own president destroyed for being too weak.

He did not lose to Iran. He lost to himself, eight years ago, and it took two thousand dead people to deliver the message.

Keep an eye on the signing.

[kw1979 @kw1979]

@jkbjournalist Is he under oath?

[Joan @JOPF83]

@S_Fitzpatrick @TheAtlantic Sneakiest administration ever

[Joan @JOPF83]

@_berggeit_ @lrozen @gbrew24 Does he mean taking it out of the reserve? Which is dangerously low?

[Joan @JOPF83]

@RpsAgainstTrump So a bomb was lodged in the helicopter but didn’t explode even tho it was on fire? Hmmm

[Joan @JOPF83]

@RepRobertGarcia Was she under oath?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If Joe Biden had been stuffing his face with pizza and french fries at a basketball game while one of our Apache helicopters was being shot down in a war he started, Fox “News” would be calling for his head.

[Joan @JOPF83]

@sandibachom I hope he’s up all night watching all of these videos

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Shutting down 14 blocks at 4pm between West 30th-35th Streets from 6th to 8th Ave just to make room for that fat slob to get to MSG is insane….is Dolan or Trump gonna be helping out the bars and restaurants that will be losing tens of thousands of dollars today?

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Donald had a temper tantrum on national television and walked out of an interview simply because Kristen Welker presented him with a basic fact.

Note to other journalists: now is the time to pile on. He won't be able to handle it.