𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖞𝖓𝖊 ⚕️

Dental Surgeon 🦷 | Pro Makeup Artist | Piercer. Pro Women All Day and Every Day

[𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖞𝖓𝖊 ⚕️ @JOYEEBONG]

Twenty-Ate on the 28th 😁🎉

[gst @wearegst]

The Nigerian railway commission created a black market for tickets and won’t do anything to stop it.

[𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖞𝖓𝖊 ⚕️ @JOYEEBONG]

Sis… the shock when I see people my age pop out with babies lol

[Divya das @desiipasta]

ppl my age are getting married and pregnant while I’m planning my finances to buy sunscreen and face wash in the same month

[𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖞𝖓𝖊 ⚕️ @JOYEEBONG]

You know nothing Jon Snow

[Godswill Eretafuoma @sDr_AGE]

So because I'm a 400l medical student, it's assumed that I don't have any experience?

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

A colloquium is an academic conference, seminar, or formal meeting where experts, scholars, or students gather to discuss a specific topic, present research, and engage in question-and-answer sessions.

In Nigeria, every political rally is a colloquial colloquium

[N.I.M.E @nime_udoh]

Oh, hi again 🌸

[Megatron is a GRADUATE❤️💝✨ @Megatronnnn__]

Men urinate in public all the time, never has there been a time a woman goes to grab their dick cos “why is their dick outside in public”

[Elizabeth Gaskell stan account @Ms_Ojo]

She's giving the girls 😂😂😂❤️❤️

[Kima Jones🦉🖌🔮🗽📚🚀🦅♠️🩸🔫📝😷🔪🦪🐍🌕🐎 @kima_jones]

Issa Rae was the first-ever online creator to host the show. Then Quinta Brunson.

[Komfot Health @komfothealth]

@BigBadReni Thank you for the kind mention, it’s 7,000 naira for the 4 in 1 kit.
It can detect: HIV, Syphilis, Hepatitis B and C.

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

“Women dress like whores at the gym these days!” Meanwhile this is what your mama was wearing to step aerobics in 1989

[mr. bitches RETIRED @lezzzbhonesttt]

i hate when i sleep on it and wake up angrier

[Renike @iamrenike]

New every morning.

Today it’s insomnia, next month back pain. A month after, migraines. To keep things spicy, you don’t know which you’re getting. You prep for insomnia, but you get constipation or diarrhoea

[Daniel Ojukwu (OJD) @Mazi_OJD]

This is a very insensitive thing to say, and it underscores just how downplayed issues of mental health are in Nigeria. A senate president shouldn’t be making jest of a topic as important as this one.

[Jelii🥀 @dontbejeliii]

Your period symptoms changing as you age is crazy. You can never truly master being a woman, it’s always sumn.

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

INEC Disregards Electoral Act, Refuses To Disclose Voters' Register, Hides Total Number Of Registered Voters a Move Critics Described As Ploy To Cook Fake Numbers In 2027 https://t.co/z4qI5pxQr4

[X @ms_mpofux]

Unfortunately me.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Scaring Investors While Celebrating Macroeconomic Stability!
As the APC-led government continue in their delusional celebration of Nigeria's macroeconomic stability, the warning from the United States Government to prospective investors on inherent risks in Nigeria, further affirms the general and correct assessment that President Bola Tinubu-led government is incompetent, ineffective and corrupt.
In the 2026 Nigeria Investment Climate Statement, the U.S. Department of State clearly flagged corruption, insecurity, inconsistent regulatory enforcement and weaknesses in the judicial system, cargo delays and power sector challenges as key factors undermining investor confidence in Nigeria. The report went further to caution investors of the possible use of arbitrary detention, travel restriction and immigration enforcement to coerce foreign businesses in Nigeria.
As the report unambiguosly stated: “U.S. businesses are advised that standard business trips can escalate into detention if the firm is under regulatory suspicion or faces charges by Nigerian authorities. Nigeria has previously employed coercive exit bans and arbitrary detention as leverage in commercial or regulatory disputes, and to extract data or financial concessions from multinational firms. Port inefficiency remains a significant “hidden tax” on investment. While the Lekki Deep Seaport, which opened in 2023, significantly eased pressure in 2025 — handling $9.6 billion in trade and operating at 50 percent capacity — traditional ports in Apapa and Tin Can still suffer from cargo dwell times exceeding 20 days due to manual examinations.”
In a nation with an effective, competent and attentive government, this kind of adverse report would have elicited immediate intervention by the President and Commander in Chief ordering prompt investigation, follow-up and effective action to ensure that our most endowed Nigeria is not perceived negatively by one of our key trading partners, friendly nations and expectedly the global economy. This is even more important given our desperation for Foreign Direct Investment.
Unfortunately, our incompetent APC- led government cannot give what they don’t have as they are the real perpetrators of the issues raised by the U.S. Government. This explains why Nigeria is unable to attract Foreign Direct Investment commensurate with our market size and potential. Of the $10.37 billion in total capital importation in the first quarter of 2026, only $135.08 million (about 1.3% of the total inflows) was Foreign Direct Investment (FDI), while about $9.86 billion (about 95.1% of the total inflows) went into Foreign Portfolio Investment (FPI) with loans and other capital streams accounting for the remaining.

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

If not that we have deeply foolish and unwise individuals as lawmakers, how can you sit down and try to rationalize prison time for attempted suicide? What exactly is that supposed to do? Why are we cursed in this country? Please why???

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

After Admitting To Rigging Three Different Elections, Nigerian Security Agencies Should Explain Why Wike Still Roams Freely And Yet To Be Invited or Arrested as an Electoral Offender https://t.co/K37hoW9UAz

[Chief £ne @_Ojonya]

We can rehabilitate bandits, murderers, kidnappers, but not people with mental health problems.