Jennifer Ballinger

Titanium ankles. Well, not any more.

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@corbinsabol @TheProblem @AppleTVPlus Yeah, I'm sure the friends and family of those 15,052 are all "eh, my friend/family was only 0.0004% of the population, so it's all good. Guns are awesome."

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@PoliticsVerse Oh GOD. I had known how things were trending when I went to bed but I still had hope. . . then the gut-punch when I woke up and learned the reality. Wrenching.

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@CalltoActivism Does he display any of the following: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, faithfulness, or self-control?

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Retweet if you agree

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@ziibiing YES!! I was awesome at nearly everything thanks to gymnastics. Except I SUCKED at the long jump and 50-yard (?) dash, 'cause I'm short and not fast!

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@joncoopertweets Duh, 1056.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If Saudi Arabia, one of the worst violators of human rights in the world, wants to partner with Russia to jack up US gas prices, it can get Putin to defend its monarchy. We must pull all US troops out of Saudi Arabia, stop selling them weapons & end its price-fixing oil cartel.

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@TheDailyShow nooooooooooo. He's been delightful. Different from Jon Stewart, but really delightful.

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@IvePetThatDog Lolly!! Your ears are incredible!!

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@antoni @jvn Awwwww, congrats, you two!

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@rvarner @dog_rates @Trupanion THE EARS!!! MAGNIFICENT!

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@dog_rates @Trupanion Wojo, a 90-lb pittie/Lab/Dane mix, who thinks he can fit in a tiny bed. And Leeloo, a beagle/pittie mix who's been the sweetest rescue ever (unless you're a squirrel, in which case you are not safe!).

[Coach D @CoachD_Speaks]

The 87,000 new IRS agents will be phased in over the next 10 years. 50,000 are set to retire over that period. The net amount of IRS agents will match the amount employed in 2013. A certain unit of the IRS have been carrying firearms since 1919. Retweet to spread truth over lies.

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@grocerieswegner @DrOz @JohnFetterman Oh come on. You know dude hasn't been shopping in a grocery store for years, probably has had someone do this all for him, since he's revoltingly wealthy.

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@bunsenbernerbmd Hoss (2007-2021, RIP). We called him our fruit bat.

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@dog_rates Do we think Moose might like Zeus?

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@dog_rates Moose is probably too big to carry in a papoose

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@dog_rates @The__Divya Moose was really a silly goose

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@hwinkler4real aaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

[Jennifer Ballinger @JPBallinger]

@KarliCartoons YAAAAAAAAS, give 'em hell.