JPH

“It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether you beat the closing number.”

[Mona Paulsen @loyaladvisor]

This was Canada’s response to California wildfires last year: https://t.co/msEH2vUmlR

[SteveAustinWI @SteveAustinWI]

This brought a tear to my eye. My god she’s good.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[JPH @JPH6]

@cultmtl @BIGGIESBAR lol

[Richard Lee-Sam @RLeesam]

You see Gausman and Cease, I see Pocket Aces

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

Always remember. Somebody out there has it worse than you. Be thankful for what you have.

[John J. Miller @heymiller]

A good politician should "tell the truth, don’t put politics at the center of life—do your job, then go home—and love your country."

@tunkuv interviews @BenSasse: A Public Servant Faces a Public Death https://t.co/LxjtXHBdPz via @WSJopinion

[Ski Life @powderski]

⛷️In 1997 ‘Harvest Jeremy Nobis skied Pyramid and did the turn famously recognized as “The turn that changed the world”.

[JPH @JPH6]

@cptV23 @SabreGolf @Stuckey2 What was your solution? I'm in the same boat

[CBC Olympics @CBCOlympics]

Relive the iconic goal from all the angles🤩

[Dweller @One_Way_Home]

Another classic

[Jeb Bush @JebBush]

A GREAT celebration for a great PM.

[Jeb Bush @JebBush]

Awesome portrait of a great Prime Minister of Canada and fine friend of the United States.

[JPH @JPH6]

@JamesALight John Wooden

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

“They had the best chance of winning the World Series (in 1994).”

WHO KILLED THE MONTREAL EXPOS premieres on Netflix on October 21st

[Allan Walsh🏒 @walsha]

I was 9 years old and mailed Ken Dryden a long letter to a law firm in Toronto where he was articling. I shared how much I missed him playing with the Canadiens and the team wasn’t the same without him. I begged him to come back. A few days later, I received this reply from him.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

In case you were wondering how my wife’s sourdough starter bread is going, she said this video is exactly how she feels so far.

🔊 … sound on

[Lady Gwendolyn @VintageFarmLady]

@truckdriverpleb

[JPH @JPH6]

@MilesTaylorUSA really bad idea......you won't do it honestly

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Hajime Miura just clinched his 8th 3A World Yo-Yo Championship title at the World Yo-Yo Contest 2025 in Prague—cementing his legacy as one of the most dominant players ever.