John Padilla

[John Padilla @JPKneeSlap]

@Bowflex total garbage policy and offer - can't imagine who would buy more from bowflex after this - $60 credit on another set of $450 dumbbells that won't last 5 years? No thanks.

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@Bowflex You recall dumbbells, you won't take back the hardest parts to dispose of (weights), and you're offering $60 to buy more Bowflex junk that won't last 5 years? No. Stay away, folks. Buy actual dumbbells from a company that stands behind its product.

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@BenjiNaesen what the world needs is a Belgian to explain your “w” vs. “v”. For English speakers: Is it WOUT WAN AERT? VOUT VAN AERT? VOUT WAN AERT? WOUT VAN AERT? Speaker’s choice? I thought I had it but have heard six different versions in last 3 weeks. #pleasesendhelp

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Hi @ArlingtonVaPD @CookBros1 truck has been parked in the bike lane on Ohio St N before 66 overpass for 2 days. Right next to an actual parking spot. The new bike lane and spots have been in for months. Please park in the parking space so we can ride in the bike lane. Thanks!

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@TheAthleticFC @TheAthletic Uh-oh, @craigcalcaterra….this seems sub-optimal for your squad

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@enosarris the Eno-Certified Clarke Schmidt Experience™️ has been something, huh? Hooo boy. Did something happen? Bad luck? I can’t even find him on Stuff+ leaderboards on @fangraphs but maybe I’m doing it wrong

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@craigcalcaterra Forsooth, Mssr. Calcaterra, I swear Unto thee that it Hath never be’en shewn to be Spelt any Different! /pls imagine all “s” as those funny little Jeffersonian “f” with curly he ends/

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@mikeMaher @YouTubeTV Seriously. They just keep dropping channels. So … time to raise the price? Silliness.

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@LanterneRougeCP @louemans @BenjiNaesen @LanterneRougeYT “Benji Low key designed this shirt”

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@cwdarney Inject Ryan Dunn directly into my veins.

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@GuysInTiesPod It’s totally in their heads at this point. They look so stiff offensively.

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@FantasyPros Brad Penny

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@UVaHoopsRiffs But his buckets also keeping us in it

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@blloyd8298 Fair enough. Overall I think focusing on these rankings is not super useful in any case. But at least KP has veneer of something more than just “did you win last week”.

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@AlexFast8 I can’t recall now who wrote it but years ago someone chronicled how GG voting gets done. And it is as big a joke as you would think. GG award is utterly meaningless.

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@atlbaseballtalk Don’t doubt the SuperRosario. Injured. Just getting back in the swing. Bad defense tonight. It’ll be ok.

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@AlexFast8 You say MAH-TAH-TOH, I say MAH-TAY-TOH

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@ArrowineInc please please please get a new beermonger soon! Love the shop, but the beer section is in obvious disarray. Selection is not good and not nearly as many options as before. Please don’t neglect your friendly #beernerds

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@enosarris DO IT!