John ✌️

plant-based chef. (he/ him)

[Phil Samba @IdiosyncraticXL]

Sometimes, delulu is the solulu

[Matt Lawton @Lawton_Times]

Understand Match of the Day commentators may also boycott tomorrow’s show. Talks taking place with union reps. More to follow @thetimes shortly.

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

@BeauDashRobert you know, grapes have a higher wheat content than erm, wheat??? it's true!!!

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

João is literally ready to fight my whole family because he believes that wine gets you more drunk than beer because of its higher wheat content

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

HI TWITTER. I'm hosting a really cool (totally plant based) supper club with my pal Clara on Thursday, 27th October in London fields! and I'd love it if you would come and or spread the word. It's a communal table/ open kitchen so itll be a vibe!

https://t.co/X3duOHs5Ck

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

that made the hairs on me neck stand up!!!! BIG BROTHER BA-by

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

lads I finally worked out how the aircon in our flat works ❄️

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

I'm not gonna pressure you, davide. honestly, no pressure, the pressure is off, there will not be any pressure from me. zilch pressure. pressure? Don't know her. #loveisland

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

@harrisonjbrock he's big red flags!!! creepy, possessive, jealous

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

tasha needs to get a GRIP. she's a non stop brat!!! #LoveIsland

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

luca is UNBEARABLE.

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

running your mouth like a water tap #LoveIsland

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

with better lips, obviously

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

ekin su IS brandi glanville #LoveIsland

[Filter Nyheter @FilterNyheter]

Markeringen fortsetter å vokse og fyller nå Torggata i sentrum. Deltagerne roper «kampen fortsetter» og «we're here, we're queer, we won’t disappear».

[John ✌️ @JPLongland]

ok this hair on Davide tho #LoveIsland