J.P. Meléndez (Triassic)

Musician | Gamer | Artist | Cinephile

[J.P. Meléndez (Triassic) @JPMlndz]

This is Jonesy!

She is my 13 year old foster cat and she loves giving sandpaper kisses!

She came to our door in December ‘24, absolutely starving and with 6 rotten teeth. It’s been hard to find her a new home because of her age (she doesn’t get along with the rest of my cats).

[J.P. Meléndez (Triassic) @JPMlndz]

Between the extinct Parakeets in SC, and the extinct seals in Puerto Rico, I am so pissed at my regional ancestors for fucking up the ecology of where my family is from 😭

[Extinct Animal of the Day @extinctoftheday]

Carolina parakeet
(Conuropsis carolinensis)

~ lived in: eastern United States
~ cause of extinction: deforestation, hunting, possibly disease
~ last seen: February 21, 1918
~ status: extinct

📸: John James Audubon

[☁Baby Blastoise☁ @PatsOnYaBack]

Explaining the Ocarina of Time Remake to Gen Z

[J.P. Meléndez (Triassic) @JPMlndz]

I just know this did numbers on Tumblr.

[Mila Hartman @MilaHartmanPOV]

@bokubya

[J.P. Meléndez (Triassic) @JPMlndz]

I don’t normally do horror movies, but this ending was incredibly cathartic.

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

Without a doubt,the most satisfying ending of a horror movie ever

[J.P. Meléndez (Triassic) @JPMlndz]

@jellyloab @SteelCityClaire There are more examples, but the Navy is very well known for its international disaster relief Humanitarian Missions.

Believing that the purpose of the USAS is exclusively offensive is falling for MAGA propaganda.

[J.P. Meléndez (Triassic) @JPMlndz]

Mirage Island from Pokémon Emerald confirmed.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

An island mysteriously appeared — then disappeared — on British Columbia’s largest reservoir

By Aug. 5, the island was no longer showing up in satellite data

https://t.co/q6X30Pytt7

[J.P. Meléndez (Triassic) @JPMlndz]

@_Gut_Laboratory I’d rather die of a heart attack than sleep in a bed full of my own piss.

[J.P. Meléndez (Triassic) @JPMlndz]

@WoviexAsyna @fartagaz I hear what you are saying, but I’m not power scaling, just asking, “is there evidence of Vader being the monster he’s projected as in ANH?” and the closed narrative of ANH alone demonstrates, “yes”.

[J.P. Meléndez (Triassic) @JPMlndz]

@WoviexAsyna @fartagaz You would have a good point if it wasn’t for the fact that Vader did also win the only Jedi 1v1 in the entire series at the time.

[Tori WTF @ItsToriWtf]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

This is how wrestlers pop out in WWE

[Jack Crawford @jackcrawford__]

lesson for video game writers

[J.P. Meléndez (Triassic) @JPMlndz]

This was almost as bad as January 6th.

I know Flea gets a lot of flack for his National Anthem, but I could make a halfway decent argument for the creativity and the skill level required to pull it off.

This is….just a mess.

[lauren @wrenicole]

shoutout to the WPBL anthem performance

[Ben Goggin @BenjaminGoggin]

The real news is that Whole Foods gets the same lettuce as Walmart and Taco Bell but will charge 60% more

[2026 CHAMPION NY KNICKS 🇬🇾 @vpntev]

This video spoke to my spirit. He is 100% correct. Society needs cigarettes. I will die on that hill and if I’m alone and right, then so be it

[Bezzeroo @Bezzeroo]

Furries when drawing different species:

[fede @shutupfede]

took them firing 93.238592% of the workforce to get them to tell their fuck ass terrible playerbase full of dogshit entitled pieces of garbage to get good