Rob

Teacher, husband, father, and willing global citizen!

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@funnyordie Now I know what to get my brother for his birthday.

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@CherBear162 Now all you have to do is figure out a way to deal with the drones.

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@DavidSpade You’re a lucky man. Treat her right and enjoy her company as best you can.

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

#yoga_first_timer Popped my yoga cherry today and went to my first class. My thoughts...
1. Yoga is challenging (translation: I thought I was in better shape)
2. I’m feeling pretty good
3. Namaste!

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Burt Reynolds. True legend. Our hero. Funny as hell and a for-real badass. So many great movies. So many great stories. Such a great Dad. Will be missed by all. Deepest condolences to his family.

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@johncusack Not if he’s Jabba the Hut.

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@RealJamesWoods Does it help that the sign is in English?

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@CaptainWreckus @EdmontonEsks Too generous, defense. Gotta tighten up, boys. How’s it feel giving Toronto their first “w”?

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@WhySoThirstyy_ @BACTouring Outstanding sets, props, costumes, and stage presence. Too bad the lyrics had to compete with the orchestra and mediocre acoustics.

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@johncusack Hey, maybe an constitutional amendment allowing for freedom of the press. Oh, wait...

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@johncusack It’s as if they’re waiting for permission to act. How about a little leadership. Act now. How would that be for a campaign slogan?

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@RealJamesWoods Late breaking insightful news by CNN on Trumps trip to N. Korea...wait for it...yeah, I had the same reaction.

[Kenneth Roth @KenRoth]

The lack of lights in North Korea reflects its utter poverty under Kim Jong Un's highly repressive rule. If Kim wants to change that, he should begin by liberating his people so they can prosper like their brothers and sisters to the south. https://t.co/tBpS4oiFJ3

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@realDonaldTrump When you get a moment you might want to check out this site on fair trade: https://t.co/nCQ18ve6VF. Please note the initials are “wfto” not “”wtfo.”

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@realDonaldTrump Hate to have to be the one to break this to you, but “fair trade” is not “free trade.” I know, I know... 4 letter “f” words can sound kind of the same. Who knew?

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@DavidSpade Damn autocorrect. “you” not “me you”.

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@DavidSpade Well...I was going to say how much I like me you , but now...oh well.

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@Dee_Kujo @westgatechev Alright, alright. I’ve moved the car out of the garage so “we” can start spring cleaning. Now can I watch the rest of the game?!

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@EdmontonJack Peter Chiarelli...yeah, okay. With his track record, he should try flying home beer the radar for awhile. Perhaps fans might forget about the 6 million dollar man deal

[Rob @JPNoodlemanIII]

@EdmontonOilers Do you think we can get $5.5 million worth of play out of Lucic in the last period of the last game of the season? I figure he owes the fans about 90% still.